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“It’s illegal to boost cars, but it’s not illegal to boost #cars”
#I #Used #To #Post #Often #On #Twitter #But #I #Hated #It #Afterwards and #In #The #Past #Months #Ive #Been #Using #Mastodon #More.
I hate X.
With a passion
I don't give a toot.
Nobody really says toot anymore.
You use the word Fediverse at all. I was at a redditish meetup and someone said it, and I immediately pegged them as both a Mastodon user and in IT.
Guilty as charged.
“I should toot that.”
"who's trying to start something with TBP today?"
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There's no quote toot and people seem fine with it 🤷
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“I log in once every week or two to catch up on all the posts since my last visit.”
I have to clear my notifications on both web and app separately.
"Look what crazy thing is happening on Twitter/X right now. Omg it's so bad there and it's so refreshing here. Why doesn't everybody else come here. Oh look another crazy thing is happening on X/Twitter. Omg what a dumpster fire that place is. Oh look Elon said something.""
Haha. This one is the best.
Guilty
Don't forget the huge Twitter screen shots (that no one wants to see) for such posts.
I rent a Digital Ocean droplet with two terabytes of RAM just so my friends and I can stay in touch.
My favorite distro is--
(not my joke, I would credit the originator if I knew who it was)
ALT
I run a home server, it's federated.
I hate people and opinions that are unlike my own. And Apple is the greatest tech brand that ever has been and ever will be.
"Why are my DM's showing up in my news feed?"
NEW mastodon user
Toot!
I’m donating money to my social network.
"stay. it's only a coincidence our security experts are working for the NSA."
Hmm… maybe it is time for a rule against conspiracy nonsense.
maybe authoritarian lack of knowledge is the conspiracy here, ey?
Facebook's Former Security Chief Now Works for the NSA https://news.yahoo.com/facebooks-former-security-chief-now-works-nsa-134046598.html
I have not spoken with a member of the opposite sex since my mother died of ligma
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"When we talk about safe spaces, it's important to first determine its etymology, its current meaning, and then extrapolate the mechanisms whereby....."
Lol @ the one guy who got comment locked for saying it's a rigged hive mind
Birdsite
check out this pic of moss in the woods near my home
Still arguing about the quote tweet
"It's nice here. We can even see posts from Lemmy or kbin as well!"
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I don't even know what it is, but this sub/post was suggested, so it must cross my interests somewhat.
Ice Cubes or Ivory?
I like to toot.
#fediblock
/complains about not having "quote toot" despite there are dozens of other Fediverse platforms having it/