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Tell me you use Mastodon without telling me you use Mastodon (alien.top)
submitted 10 months ago by carrotcypher@alien.top to c/mastodon
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[–] indiealexh@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Content warning: instance Meta

[–] carrotcypher@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

“It’s illegal to boost cars, but it’s not illegal to boost #cars”

[–] DJ_Omnimaga@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

#I #Used #To #Post #Often #On #Twitter #But #I #Hated #It #Afterwards and #In #The #Past #Months #Ive #Been #Using #Mastodon #More.

[–] RetroJens@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I hate X.

[–] No-Tension5053@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

With a passion

[–] d3photo@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I don't give a toot.

[–] bit101@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Nobody really says toot anymore.

[–] JoeCoT@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You use the word Fediverse at all. I was at a redditish meetup and someone said it, and I immediately pegged them as both a Mastodon user and in IT.

[–] Richard-Degenne@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Guilty as charged.

[–] accidentalciso@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

“I should toot that.”

[–] NekoArc@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

"who's trying to start something with TBP today?"

[–] MrFlibble1980@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Content warning: eye contact

[–] AdmiralAK@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

There's no quote toot and people seem fine with it 🤷

[–] CultureReal3810@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Content Warning: Food

[–] ThePowerOfStories@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

“I log in once every week or two to catch up on all the posts since my last visit.”

[–] BotFodder@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

I have to clear my notifications on both web and app separately.

[–] 5555@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (3 children)

"Look what crazy thing is happening on Twitter/X right now. Omg it's so bad there and it's so refreshing here. Why doesn't everybody else come here. Oh look another crazy thing is happening on X/Twitter. Omg what a dumpster fire that place is. Oh look Elon said something.""

[–] carrotcypher@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Haha. This one is the best.

[–] bit101@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Guilty

[–] DealingInIrony@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Don't forget the huge Twitter screen shots (that no one wants to see) for such posts.

[–] MrAndrewJ@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

I rent a Digital Ocean droplet with two terabytes of RAM just so my friends and I can stay in touch.

[–] johnpeters42@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

My favorite distro is--

(not my joke, I would credit the originator if I knew who it was)

[–] No-Stock3408@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

ALT

[–] Sekhen@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

I run a home server, it's federated.

[–] scottiefalkon@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

I hate people and opinions that are unlike my own. And Apple is the greatest tech brand that ever has been and ever will be.

[–] Gruffable@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"Why are my DM's showing up in my news feed?"

[–] postapocalyscious@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

NEW mastodon user

[–] 10585849691@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Toot!

[–] jasohill@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

I’m donating money to my social network.

[–] OccuWorld@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"stay. it's only a coincidence our security experts are working for the NSA."

[–] Chongulator@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hmm… maybe it is time for a rule against conspiracy nonsense.

[–] OccuWorld@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

maybe authoritarian lack of knowledge is the conspiracy here, ey?

Facebook's Former Security Chief Now Works for the NSA https://news.yahoo.com/facebooks-former-security-chief-now-works-nsa-134046598.html

[–] bazongoo@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

I have not spoken with a member of the opposite sex since my mother died of ligma

[–] rakpet@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Content warning: Comment about the bird site

[–] yelof3@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

"When we talk about safe spaces, it's important to first determine its etymology, its current meaning, and then extrapolate the mechanisms whereby....."

[–] Cybershroom_Neforox@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Lol @ the one guy who got comment locked for saying it's a rigged hive mind

[–] noncandeggiare@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Birdsite

[–] yelof3@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

check out this pic of moss in the woods near my home

[–] toast24@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Still arguing about the quote tweet

[–] trivialBetaState@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

"It's nice here. We can even see posts from Lemmy or kbin as well!"

[–] OrangeTangerine7600@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Instance

[–] olystretch@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

I don't even know what it is, but this sub/post was suggested, so it must cross my interests somewhat.

[–] Algernonda@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Ice Cubes or Ivory?

[–] HanabiYokai@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

I like to toot.

[–] TheConquistaa@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

#fediblock

[–] TheConquistaa@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

/complains about not having "quote toot" despite there are dozens of other Fediverse platforms having it/