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Loss will never not be funny.
Miscarriage. If you're in the USA, apply for refugee status in another country.
But I don't even who this person is? Fine, okay. :(
I cant believe the whole internet seems to laugh at a miscariage joke...
I mean, im laughing too, but if you try explain why its funny, you will get some wierd looks.
I think a big part of why it's funny is because the original was so very NOT funny. It was such an intensely dark shift in tone, a deliberately serious dramatic beat, in a comic that was all silly fun, completely unexpected and out of place.
If it was just a miscarriage joke then yeah it'd just be purely fucked up, and pretty quickly forgotten. It's the meta context that turns the whole thing into more of a joke than any single comic could tell.
Too soon. Way too fucking premature, dude. Not cool.
Upcoming spawn
No
Well. I would still eat a bunch of ice cream just in case those calories are in fact needed.
Big L, rest in peace.
Do you wanna mess with this?
"I feel like this is loss" looks at comments "Yep"
Sorry for your Loss
You son of a bitch you made me check.
Loss.peestrip
Oh fuck you're right. How do I never notice this?
to be fair it's usually not arranged like this
You'd probably need to go to one of those places like in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, but even then it's not guaranteed.
sorry for your loss
Definitely pregonate.
And then some.
pregloss
Congratulations, is a ጌዐሃኗልዘ
I'd be at a loss if I saw that, too.
You pergant three times and one not pergo side ways.
Have you ever seen the film Alien?
I dunno what you're preggers with, but I'd excercise extreme caution.
Are we absolutely certain Zeus still seems to be in his apparent chastity cage?
“Am I or am I not pregnant?”
Test: “Something like that, yeah.”
E. All of the Above
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