Well. I would still eat a bunch of ice cream just in case those calories are in fact needed.
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Miscarriage. If you're in the USA, apply for refugee status in another country.
But I don't even who this person is? Fine, okay. :(
Upcoming spawn
No
I cant believe the whole internet seems to laugh at a miscariage joke...
I mean, im laughing too, but if you try explain why its funny, you will get some wierd looks.
Too soon. Way too fucking premature, dude. Not cool.
Big L, rest in peace.
Loss is the lamest, most boring joke around. Anyone still posting loss memes deserves an "ok boomer" by now.
"I feel like this is loss" looks at comments "Yep"
Sorry for your Loss
You son of a bitch you made me check.
Loss.peestrip
Oh fuck you're right. How do I never notice this?
You'd probably need to go to one of those places like in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, but even then it's not guaranteed.
You pergant three times and one not pergo side ways.
sorry for your loss
You fucked.
Congratulations, is a ጌዐሃኗልዘ
Definitely pregonate.
And then some.
pregloss
I'd be at a loss if I saw that, too.
Looks like you are not pregnant with twins.
I dunno what you're preggers with, but I'd excercise extreme caution.
Are we absolutely certain Zeus still seems to be in his apparent chastity cage?
You're going to get a chtulu
Have you ever seen the film Alien?
“Am I or am I not pregnant?”
Test: “Something like that, yeah.”
E. All of the Above
HYPERPREGNANT
Have we beaten this meme into the ground yet or do we need another round of unfunny edits.
I'm down for another round.
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Magapregante
is this "loss"? :D
Loss must be the lamest meme around. It wasn't great in the beginning and it only went downhill from there.
Anyone still posting loss jokes deserves an "OK boomer" by now.