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What's the worst/most embarrassing thing you've done before realizing someone else was in the room? (feddit.org)

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[–] Kennystillalive@feddit.org 70 points 3 months ago

Not in the same room, but my neighbour at my old place could see in my living room, if they where on their balcony.

During Rona, I got way too much into Just Dance and in summer I would play the game while half naked (because Rona and I felt secure at home + I sweat a lot). Well one afternoon I aas rocking to some Twice song (i think it was likey or signal?)... I did the same song 7 times or so in a row... and than turn around... and see my neighbour standing there on their balcony enjoying a beer... the very same night I ordered curtains.

[–] Justdaveisfine@midwest.social 46 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I was returning an item to a friend, and her roommate let me in before we went into her room and realized she wasn't there.

I was being snarky and shared a story with the roommate about my friend that wasn't awful but one I probably shouldn't have shared.

As I was coming up to the punchline of the story, I walked across her room to put the item on her side table, only to realize she was there the whole time. The blankets and pillows were shoved aside and blocked her from view if you were standing by the door.

The reason she had done that - and remained quiet for the whole story - was she was naked and getting munched on by her girlfriend, and they were both waiting for us to leave so they could continue.

There was like 4 seconds of locked eyes between all of us before I pulled a Skyrim NPC moment out of embarrassment. ("Well I guess she isn't here, I'll just leave the item I borrowed on her side table...")

The whole situation, and especially my Skyrim moment, makes me cringe to this day.

[–] sexy_peach@feddit.org 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Are you still friends?

[–] Justdaveisfine@midwest.social 4 points 3 months ago

No, but not because of this though. We just slowly drifted apart over time. Then I stepped away from social media and that was the last time I seen or heard anything from her.

[–] Prime@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 3 months ago

I think that was a reasonable reaction?

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 24 points 3 months ago (1 children)

how can anyones answer beat masturbating. I mean its the gold standard.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 27 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Had an ingrown hair on my taint. Mom walked in to find me standing on the bathroom counter, balls pulled up, leaned back against the wall behind me, and squeezing it. She thought I was fingering my ass lmao

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 11 points 3 months ago

yeh I guess that beats it lol

[–] GrantUsEyes@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Holy shit! I recoiled in horror...Did you ever see her again? I would have moved to another country and changed my name

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 2 points 3 months ago

We mostly laughed about it after I explained what I was doing

[–] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 months ago

Biting my toenails

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Got super duper wasted and walked home. I finally got home and got naked and decided to jerk one out to help sleep. Then some random person walked in.

I was in the wrong house.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

That's a Florida Man style story.

[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Danced and swung my ass a lot, thinking i was alone in the office...i wasnt...my boss walked by, stood in the door frame. I notice him. we bot stared so long at each other akwardly

[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Get back twerk

[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Wasnt twerking. I cant even twerk

[–] ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I think their comment is supposed to sound like "Get back to work" when spoken quickly 😁

[–] embed_me@programming.dev 5 points 3 months ago

Thanks prof

[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 months ago

Oooooh. Im too autistic for stuff like that XD

[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 2 points 3 months ago

I bet you can if you put some heart into it

[–] sexy_peach@feddit.org 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Honestly this might be the best lemmy sub

[–] misteloct@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Lemmy community*

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 months ago

We are in a submarine actually

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

I was 9 and had grown breasts, and they were just fascinating because they were new. My brother's friend caught me absentmindedly bouncing one in my hand.