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[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 63 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Why did I think the centaur on the left was a man doing unspeakable things to a small elephant

[–] BubblyRomeo@piefed.zip 19 points 1 month ago

At first, I thought it was a women giving head to man and then I thought was a woman getting railed......

[–] OfCourseNot@fedia.io 10 points 1 month ago

Oh no! I can't unsee it now!

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You wouldn't fuck a malnourished baby elephant.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

No, no. Im not a pedophe ill let them get a little older, though. Keep the malnourished thing...

[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 4 points 4 weeks ago

You're not alone. Exactly what I saw too.

[–] SoupBrick@pawb.social 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

THEN WHO CAN I CALL THE POLICE ON??!? 😭😭😭

[–] TxzK@lemmy.zip 34 points 1 month ago

people who didn't wash their hands

[–] cdf12345@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 month ago

Yourself for caring about everyone else’s bathroom use

[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 20 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Been in plenty of unisex bathrooms, it's just stalls. Your obligation to not commit sexual assault in there is the same as it was in the hallway leading up to it.

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 11 points 1 month ago

I was under the impression that, in the US, public bathrooms operate under some kind of gender-based “purge rules”, and that’s why it’s so essential to know who’s fair game

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Some people seem to only not assault others because they might get called out on it, so they assume everyone else is the same way. It’s pretty weird, and they’re really just telling on themselves.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 weeks ago

unisex bathrooms are honestly so much more pleasant, the fact that everyone goes in there makes it chill

[–] JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

This is my poophole. It was made for

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Disgusting, this sign discriminates against robots.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Do... robots... poop now? 😧

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

they squeeze out spent AA batteries

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Omg, I just realized they'd probably call it dropping logs, too.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Everybody poops, and if they don't they're an android

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I’m trying to understand the handicap mermaid. Shouldn’t the chair have a propeller or something?

[–] wunami@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago (3 children)

On land mermaids would need a wheelchair or something similar even if they aren't handicapped.

Landing gear.

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

They might also get around like sea lions, hard to say.

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
[–] DarkSirrush@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Merperson touring a human city - presumably they have both lungs and gills so can spend a day out of water.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But can they sing? Do fathers on land reprimand their daughters?

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Why yes, human women are famously known for wearing cutlery in their hairdo.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Everytime I see ocean things I think of SOMA. I may have some sort of mental disorder.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It’s a dude with a horse’s asshole and tail.

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean op's not wrong, everybody poops, but I bet that that horse-butt guy can poop

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

That guy shits

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

What does the Braille say?

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

“The last person to read this didn’t wash their hands.”

[–] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Jesus that's funny

[–] ramius345@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

[–] Nikelui@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wizards don't go to the toilet. They soil themselves, then cast prestidigitation to clean their clothes.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 weeks ago

vanish mepoopum

[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 month ago

That's a great question to not have a good answer to. Certainly looks like a shorter statement.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago
[–] Yareckt@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What's the second to the left figure

[–] doomcanoe@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm thinking the silhouette of a classic Area 51 style alien.

[–] Yareckt@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Oh I'm stupid. I meant the other left.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Frankenstein's monster?

[–] doomcanoe@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Oh that one, yeah... no fuckin clue. Maybe a cyberman from Dr Who, but like... wearing a suit?

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

Looks like a robot.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago