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I bet a lot of politicians have to lie to themselves to believe that if they got tossed into a time machine and forced to explain life choices to their 13 year old selves, the kid wouldn't just kick them or call them a fucking nerd.

Now he can just show this screenshot.

[–] DogWater@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago

DONT MESS WITH THE ZOHRAN

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 38 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Republicans are hopelessly out-of-touch. The rich ones have no idea what it's like to work for a living. The non-rich ones live in a terrifying alternate reality mental prison where there's scary, liberal, trans immigrants behind every corner coming to take their guns away.

Most people look at everything around us and decide that if someone is apparently coming to destroy it all... Good.

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 173 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] smol_beans@lemmy.world 75 points 2 days ago

Zohran the Inequality Destroyer

Zohran the Corruption Destroyer

Zohran the bus fare Destroyer

Zohran the Rent Increase Destroyer

This guy sounds fucking awesome thank you fox news

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 89 points 2 days ago (1 children)

How do conservatives continue to make things sound awesome when they attempt to cast them in a negative light?

[–] SGG@lemmy.world 39 points 2 days ago

They forgot the golden rule to never get high off your own supply.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 73 points 2 days ago (3 children)

bruh could make a shit ton of campaign cash selling Zohran the Destroyer shirts.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 day ago

the distilled essence of 90's new york nostalgia

[–] FellowEnt@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Zohranthedestroyer.Com

Cleanest looking site I've seen in a while

[–] DoubleDongle@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I need this. Half-assed laser eyes and horns shopped on. This would be the stupid shirt that finally completes me.

[–] r_deckard@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

What about the Stay-puft^tm^ Marshmallow Man?

[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

If I had the artistic talent of a lawn chair I would have already done this. We need some epic Frank Frazetta style Zohran art.

[–] bruhbeans@lemmy.ml 47 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Zohran! What is best in life?

Crush oligarchy. See them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their shareholders.

(stolen from Mastodon, don't remember where I saw it)

That quote is 🤌

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 1 day ago

"Let's give him more powers!"

[–] loomy@lemy.lol 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] aceshigh@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Wonder if it’s supposed to make him look like he’s praying to his god, and not theirs.

[–] you_are_dust@lemmy.world 45 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If we are lucky, he will completely destroy both parties. Scorched earth and we'll start over.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

the old world is dying, the new world struggles to be born, and Zohran is our midwife

[–] jbrains@sh.itjust.works 39 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You don't mess with the Zohran.

[–] alaphic@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

This is the comment I came here for

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 27 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 4 points 1 day ago

I was just thinking it was a missed opportunity for a What We Do In The Shadows reference, but on the other hand the only other people I know who watch it are gay so maybe it would just go over Fox's audience's heads

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Hupf@feddit.org 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The Zohranator! Making copies!

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

Zohra-lohra-ding-dong!

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

My joke is a reference to Gozer the Destroyer, a.k.a. Gozer the Gozerian.

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Thanks, missed that link.

For completeness' sake, I was referring to the Conan the Barbarian movies.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

That was where my head went, too.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Stfu. The Stay-Puft Marshmellow Man ftw.

Cheers. We're just nerds who love films.

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 5 points 1 day ago

I'm not sure how "shut the fuck up" fits into all of this, but thanks!

[–] DoubleDongle@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

We should call his meme page Zohran the Destroyer's Bazaar of Affordable Memes

[–] al_Kaholic@lemmynsfw.com 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)

What is best in life zohran?

[–] ArgentRaven@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their kickbacks dissolving!

[–] DoubleDongle@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Affordable housing

[–] MelonYellow@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 days ago

Heh heh heh… Stupid Fox News

[–] Meron35@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Zohran can destroy me anytime

[–] salacious_coaster@infosec.pub 5 points 2 days ago

That's the sickest burn since "President Poupon"

[–] RejZoR@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 days ago

Men in Black 5 leaked by Fox News?

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

He already has a nickname. Behold "Young Cardamom:" https://youtu.be/DZ1OblYm5YY