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[–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Pickled beets. They're good until you forget you ate them

[–] Barrymore@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I love beets. And the ensuing staring into a toilet wondering if I should go see a doctor

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Write "you ate beets" to a post-it and stick it on the mirror

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Ah yes, that brief moment of cold panic where you sincerely contemplate being deathly ill but still able to do something about it... right before your memory kicks in.

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[–] Plum@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Artichoke hearts. Straight from the jar with a fork. Yum.

Pimento olives, chopped fine and mashed into cream cheese, spread on pumpernickel (bread, bagel, etc).

Capers can fuck off entirely.

[–] goldenbug@fedia.io 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was with you until you disparaged against capers

[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Same. Capers are amazing. Still upvoted them though haha

[–] goldenbug@fedia.io 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Plum@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You both can have all of my capers, forever.

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[–] ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You just made a list of many of the things I truly hate, food wise, lol. I guess sun-dried tomatoes are okay? 😅

[–] blorper@feddit.uk 17 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I'm the exact opposite. Sun-dried tomatoes taste stale and plasticky to me. Everything else on the list is fantastico. Where would we be without capers in tartare sauce, or black olives on pizza?

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 month ago

Or green olives in an extra dirty martini?

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Where would we be without black olives on pizza

We'd have pizza people actually wanted to eat!

Don't get me wrong, if you want to keep more pizza for yourself, then olives are a great deterrent and that's a legit strategy.

If you want to do a real case study, get only two pizzas and put olives on one, pineapple on the other, and just watch.

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[–] eezeebee@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 month ago

Green olives. Preferably stuffed with garlic.

[–] HakunaHafada@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago

Pickles are my favorite, especially dill spears. I've also enjoyed capers on top of grilled salmon with (I think) a beurre blanc sauce. Kalamata olives on pizza is really good too.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Round here we call cornichons “sweet gherkins” and they’re pretty good

Also: At one point you put black olives on your fingertips for the last time and you didn’t know it.

[–] everett@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Cornichons aren't sweet, though. (Different kind of brine.)

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I guess it’s pretty American to add a bunch of sugar to something lol

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah, I love sweet gherkins, and when there is an unlabeled dish of cornichons I get very upset at the surprise sour/bitter/black pepper flavors. Give me that DelMonte high fructose corn syrup sweet pickle!

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Also the only food whose squeak can give cheese curds or calamari a run for their auditory money.

[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

That day has not yet come.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 9 points 1 month ago

Every one is an s tier food. I fucking love olives and pickles.

[–] viking@infosec.pub 8 points 1 month ago

I casually snack on cornichons straight out of the jar, or else with ham and camembert on a French baguette. In that case I'll slice them lengthwise just so they don't roll off.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 month ago

I think pickled onions count and should be here so I would say that but I also enjoy capers in the right setting.

[–] wirelesswire@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago

Pickles are definitely my favorite on that list. My favorite is probably zesty bread and butter, but I also love dill. Black olives are alright. Most pickled veg are pretty good. Pickled jalapenos are good, but I much prefer fresh ones.

[–] Sho@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Marinated sun-dried tomatoes & garlic. I could eat that forever.

[–] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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Pickled asparagus and pepperoncinis.

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 6 points 1 month ago

Salt-fermented pickles. Mmmmm.

But really, I love all this stuff.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I make my own kimchi, sauerkraut, and various Chinese fermented vegetables.

I make what I call a "dirty margarita." Jalapeño stuffed olives are a must.

In a salad, kalamata or dried black olives.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Canned black olives are the only olives I really enjoy, but I haven't had a green olive since I was a kid and now I am not sure if the olive was gross or if it was just the pimento I hated.

But dill pickles (gherkins) are a top tier snack and condiment.

[–] blackbrook@mander.xyz 4 points 1 month ago

The pimento doesn't really have all that much flavor, espec next to the olive. You should definitely try some green olives again, it is one of this things that it's not uncommon to dislike as a child and later acquire a taste for.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 month ago

I'm a fan of so many pickled and fermented things. It'd be a long list to answer.

[–] boydster@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I much prefer lacto-fermented foods over vinegar-pickled.

Peppers, both sweet and hot? Love 'em, especially fire roasted. Sun dried tomatoes? Hell yeah, great to cook with.

Soak something in vinegar though? Yeah, nah, I'm all set, thank you very much.

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[–] ReiRose@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I love all of these, but if I could only ever live with one it would be capers.

Pickles a close second. My FIL has an amazing recipe for tuna salad: three ripe avocado, three tins of tuna drained and pressed for minimum moisture, three teaspoon mayo and six small pickles finely chopped. (3 tsp mayo is about 1tbsp, but i wrote it like that so you can adjust to size needed 1:1:1:2)

[–] ReiRose@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Now I want to share a great caper recipe. This one is definitely greater than the sum of its parts and I didn't think I liked sardines prior to this:

I use the oil from the sardines to make up part of the required olive oil

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[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Canned black olives are my favorite, followed by the pickle chips, and then regular pickles, which I'm not sure if funny-name-I've-never-seen-before is or if those are the weird sweet ones.

[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

All have their place, but canned black olives tap into childhood nostalgia. Putting an olive on each finger and eating them one at a time.

[–] spacemanspiffy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Everything on this list is my favorite, basically

[–] remon@ani.social 5 points 1 month ago

2, 6 and 8 is fine.

Olives and capers can fuck right off!

[–] mintiefresh@piefed.ca 4 points 1 month ago

I like them all haha.

Pickles might be my favorite though.

[–] grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I like all of these except capers. I eat olives and pickles regularly.

[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

4 and 5. I really dislike pickles. It's strange because they're both vegetables in pickled water

[–] JoeKrogan@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

4,5,6 & 8. Olives in a salad, pickles on a sandwich and artichoke on a pizza

[–] Skua@kbin.earth 4 points 1 month ago
[–] quediuspayu@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Chupadedos olives

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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