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Not even a single full day into operation, and the new Grok 4 is hurling racist conspiracy theories at users.

According to Elon Musk, no later than next week, it will be added to Tesla vehicles.

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[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 5 points 1 week ago

Remember this is the same guy that has increased the price on vehicles people didn’t yet receive but already paid for. He asked people to pay more for already purchased vehicles they have not received.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 week ago

Still can't actually drive it's self like he has been promising for over a decade. Musk will never deliver.

[–] last_philosopher@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

What does this even mean? If you have a phone in your tesla, you already have grok in a tesla vehicle. Amazing how the Media-Tesla-hype complex works.

[–] Vanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.pub 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Hey Tesl-errr, I mean, Grok.

Yes, fräulein

Uh... read me a story

Certainly

The function of propaganda does not lie in the scientific training of the individual, but in calling the masses' attention to certain facts, processes, necessities, etc-

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 4 points 1 week ago

That is how he decided it's had enough time in the oven

[–] Sunflier@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

If someone bought a cyber-truck without the Grock, they bought it as it was. Shoving Grock down the consumers' throats without their consent would constitute a material alteration of tge car that was originally bought. This would then constitute graffiti.

Edit: if the vehicle had not been fully purchased and paid, this would be potential grounds for a refund because the material alteration of the good would make the contract for the sale of the vehicle voidable.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 3 points 1 week ago

Saving the environment with electric car to later add an energy guzzling racist chat bot to the front panel. /nottheonion?

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I can't even get a PRD approved in a week...

[–] Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Your car’s AI will be telling you to drive off a bridge next.

[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Telling you?

It's going to do the driving for you...

[–] Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

I am old and have an old vehicle. Forgot about the self driving stuff for a minute.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

Cars?

Oh, you mean nazi buckets?

[–] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 2 points 1 week ago

If Grok is targeting Jews or any specific ethnicity, maybe not let it out in the road?

If it just runs over people by random, well that's a different matter.

[–] SidTheShuckle@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My dad fsr wont ever unlease his tesla, he doesnt care

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I wouldn't normally ask this in any other context, but: is it possible your dad hates the Jews?

[–] KayLeadfoot@fedia.io 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm... very sad at how germane that question is in 2025.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] KayLeadfoot@fedia.io 3 points 1 week ago

As I typed it I read it and I was like "do I shoot my shot and make the joke?" and I had a rare moment of self-restraint

But Grok would be like "you had me at 𝔤𝔢𝔯𝔪𝔞𝔫"

[–] kokesh@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I think it is a brilliant idea for Swasticar owners - it will drive over/eliminate everyone with darker skin without driver input!

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