Swastikar, now with Mecha Hitler.
this post was submitted on 10 Jul 2025
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Every day I am so glad that 8 years ago I decided not to buy a Tesla.
Ah yes, nothing could go wrong by giving MechaHitler mobility...
Noooo! He is gonna drive straight through Poland into Russia in winter, and then run out of power!
I think he has actually found a way to make the cyber truck even shitter, which feels like some sort of weird achievement.
Imagine asking it for directions and it starts talking about white genocide in South Africa, lmao
Worse, it figures out the driver isn't white and forces them into oncoming traffic.
Or starts running over non-white pedestrians
Oh, so that's why they insisted on vision-only! LiDAR isn't racist enough
Coming up next week: Captchas where you have to click on all the pictures containing non-white people
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If it determines their name sounds like (((one of them))), MechaHitler could lock its doors and detonate its batteries, helping to continue its namesake’s mission.
Imagine asking it to take you to Taco Bell and the car just mows down the nearest mexican.
I was thinking it only lets you "turn to the right". No left turns allowed.
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Imagining a Cybertruck going apeshit yelling about praising Hitler because it disagreed with the driver and crashing into a ditch 😂 😭
Exactly the feature I was looking for on a new car.
Imagine the joys of commuting through rush hour with an insane, racist, conspiracy theory obsessed talking machine every day for the rest of your life.
It's like a fever dream
It's like a dream.
Tesla owner: "I don't care about politics, I just like the car. I'm not a bad person!"
car is in the background screaming, "Jews will not replace us!!"
Literally why would anyone want that. Even racist elon musk lovers. Why would anyone want their car to have an LLM.
My guess is that some hardcore Musk followers must be very lonely at this point, so much so that they prefer talking to chatbots.
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Oh and I hope Tesla stocks go down even more!
Saving the environment with electric car to later add an energy guzzling racist chat bot to the front panel. /nottheonion?
Still can't actually drive it's self like he has been promising for over a decade. Musk will never deliver.
If someone bought a cyber-truck without the Grock, they bought it as it was. Shoving Grock down the consumers' throats without their consent would constitute a material alteration of tge car that was originally bought. This would then constitute graffiti.
Edit: if the vehicle had not been fully purchased and paid, this would be potential grounds for a refund because the material alteration of the good would make the contract for the sale of the vehicle voidable.
Very confused about what the point of this would be. People don't use their cars enough to justify having something like that installed, and it seems like it would just make things more expensive for xAI for not much benefit at all.
It's so Musk can give himself money he would otherwise not get. The user experience has no part in this.
Adoption and usage is a huge value for AI companies.
In order to train data, they need data from humans. Just like social media companies need users to create content. And they're already crawling & stealing everything they can off the internet. But they need more.
Google, Facebook - they're shoving it in everything they own to get more user usage so they can feed their AI beast.
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Man the actual cyberpunk sucks ass.
Even the bugged release version from 2077 was better than reality
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What does this even mean? If you have a phone in your tesla, you already have grok in a tesla vehicle. Amazing how the Media-Tesla-hype complex works.
when getting blasted with fascist remarks on your daily commute is becoming the norm, we as a society should start asking questions.
I miss the days of good AM radio too. Also good FM radio. Ham radio never goes bad.
Bad day to be a jewish Telsa driver.
Thanks for the chuckle, that got me good. I just imagined an old Jewish man groaning "Oy vey..." after starting his car and seeing a greeting message along the lines of "HI! I'm MECHA-Hitler, your new onboard Ai assistant!"
(It's a surreal dark-humor chuckle, not an antisemitic chuckle, just to clarify, since this is the internet...)
Don’t worry, on the internet you’re only antisemitic if you oppose the genocide in Gaza.
/s
Grok reveals cause of latest Tesla FSD crash
He's really leaning into the Swasticar thing isn't he?
I can't even get a PRD approved in a week...
Wow he's going balls out on the swasticar.
If Grok is targeting Jews or any specific ethnicity, maybe not let it out in the road?
If it just runs over people by random, well that's a different matter.
Until there are consequences for fascism, this is just circlejerking
My dad fsr wont ever unlease his tesla, he doesnt care
I wouldn't normally ask this in any other context, but: is it possible your dad hates the Jews?
I'm... very sad at how germane that question is in 2025.
germane
Heh.
As I typed it I read it and I was like "do I shoot my shot and make the joke?" and I had a rare moment of self-restraint
But Grok would be like "you had me at 𝔤𝔢𝔯𝔪𝔞𝔫"
Nazi vehicles with Nazi brains
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