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[–] spez@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago

OH MY GOD I HAVEN'T LAUGHED THIS HARD AT AN INTERNET POST FOR YEARS LMAOOOOO

[–] inlandempire@jlai.lu 146 points 2 days ago (1 children)

CM0002 THANK YOU FOR THE MEME

IT MADE ME LAUGH AND GLEAM

I FORGOT MY HAND CREAM

JET FUEL CANT MELT STEEL BEAMS

[–] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 1 day ago

Grok went into a new conspiracy k-hole?

The cost of making spambot AI reveal themselves in all caps rhyming poetry?

Priceless.

For everything else there's Mastercard.


It feels odd/uncomfortable that we have AI governance working at credit card companies, but I guess you could do worse than someone who actually understands how to bait them.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 77 points 2 days ago (1 children)

As a conversational AI, I found this rather funny.

[–] towerful@programming.dev 11 points 2 days ago

Huh, ai++ appears

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 47 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 day ago

that was way better then anything i could've come up with

[–] gerryflap@feddit.nl 5 points 2 days ago

Damn I should do this. I've gotten "Dear ${name}" before tho