Christ you pulled that memory out of a basement I didn't even realize I had

"Daddy's Milk"

Vitamin Dick

It already is freakier than that. It's tit juice created via the industrial mass rape of billions of cows worldwide, that are kept in cramped and dirty conditions and seperated from their offspring at birth, so their tit juice can be harvested for profit and human consumption.

IIRC liquid death also has some very good policies.

And it was originally created because drinking water isn't cool, and musicians in bands wanted something to drink that looked like energy drinks or alcohol while staying hydrated. They mentioned bands filling empty monster cans with water as an inspiration.

Liquid Death isn't bottled, it's canned. They're whole gimmick is "death to plastic" which is a little ironic considering that aluminum cans have a plastic lining.

Still, it's a great product. They've eliminated 99.9% of the plastic, so I think the slogan still works.

This isn't an actual product just fyi it's done by an artist.

Sleepy milk

That's real Cambodian

Humans are fucking disgusting and I suck their tits all the time

speak for yourself, pervert.

that's the only way I drink milk. frothing at the mouth for every bowl of frosted flakes.

That fully depends on the animal. Humans are animals, and suckling a human breast is socially acceptable. Maybe not while they’re lactating, but I’m not one to judge.

Goatmilk fresh from the udder is just 👌