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[–] AHorseWithNoNeigh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 48 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Bless the User and His water. Bless the Coming and Skeeting of Him. May this passage drain His sword. May He always give the tool to His people, and they be worthy".

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 week ago

"each of these trees drink the equivalent of 100 people's 'water' each day"

[–] BJ_and_the_bear@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

shai-hulussy

[–] wheezy@lemmy.ml 46 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Do they make these for, uh, small paws? I have a Maltese sized, uh, dog.

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I was thinking this tentacles aren't tight enough, um scrubby enough.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

It looks very different at the angle laying down though.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

There needs to be room for the, uh, cleaning liquid.

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

They're cute and squishy at that age. But wait until they grow up and take over large sections of desert on Tatooine. "Whatcha doing step sarlacc??" 💀💯

[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

damn they forgor 💀💀💀

[–] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 31 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I mean yeah you could fuck it, but it's is genuinely an extremely useful product for cleaning your pets paws.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And here I have been using a fleshlight for that

[–] notarobot@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago

Made me giggle

[–] Sc00ter@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago

Really? I used these a few times and all it did was get their paws wetter and not clean and made nasty paw prints across the house. I went back to a regilar towel pretty quickly.

[–] EvilEdgelord@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Careful, it’ll digest you for 1000 years

[–] EvilEdgelord@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 week ago

Longest. Edge. EVER.

[–] semperverus@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Its the pawussy!

[–] YaDownWitCPP@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I have a bit of a large paw myself.

[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago
[–] Nougat@fedia.io 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Those actually work incredibly well for their intended purpose.

[–] Sc00ter@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

My experience was different. All it did was make their filthy paws wet which made for more work cleaning up

[–] RodgeGrabTheCat@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

fuckingmachines.paw

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Bought one of these and never use it. So much easier to just use baby wipes.

Must feel wet on the dick...

[–] bigbabybilly@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

“What kind of dog you have?”

“Dog?”

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Did anyone else read "Pet Collection" "Large P" and stop reading anything else and immediately start making assumptions?

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 3 points 1 week ago

I got one of these and it kind of hurts tbh

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago

I found a jackoff aid like this in my roommate's closet when I was looking for his weed when I was 19.

[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

Yep, looks just like papaw's pipe cleaner.