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The goal is to create hundreds of specialized coding and generative AI agents. 'It should be possible to simulate [Microsoft] entirely with AI,' Musk says.

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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

1980s jokes! What an original and innovative man!

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[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Thst's not how this works. THAT'S NOT HOW ANY OF THIS FUCKING WORKS**!!!**

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[–] Naich@lemmings.world 13 points 1 month ago

Musk is a real fucking prick, isn't he?

[–] Bluewing@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Dude claims he can code. I want to see him personally make Doom run on a Tesla.

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 13 points 1 month ago

I think he is just upset that South Park didn't have a parody of him with a small dick, yet

[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It should be possible to simulate Musk entirely with AI.

[–] MattTheProgrammer@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Give me some exlax and some audio recording gear and I can get you an Elon sound board in about an hour.

[–] tfm@europe.pub 11 points 1 month ago

This is dumb on a different level

[–] LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I still have no idea what they’re trying to simulate.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Microsoft. The whole company.

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[–] TwinTitans@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

More nonsense being blown out of his ass.

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

First thought: Well, usually i'd laugh, but it's microsoft, so this might actulally work

second thought: wait, Twitter also doesn't produce any hardware... why not start there?

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wait until Musk comes forward with the Macrohard GamerX series of consoles, to play AI slop games.

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[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago

Just fucking install linux jfc

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Jesus.... it's like watching these people cause a train wreck in slow motion, and we're on the train.

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[–] kepix@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

how would you simulate microsoft with ai?

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[–] moseschrute@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 month ago

If it weren’t for the power usage, I’d say let’s see how this plays out. Would be funny to watch it implode and maybe VCs would finally realize AI sucks.

[–] Sprocketfree@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

To be fair it's not like support could get worse...

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago

This guy tries so hard to be cool.

[–] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How is the quoted statement made without realizing Twitter is much more simple than everything Microsoft produces?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

he's the money guy, not the actually do things guy.

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

I mean, my personal pipe dream is that in 10-15 years, we get something like her, but the idea of any of our current tech billionaires doing that is just laughable. Her was way too much of a finished product and actually helped the users.

[–] Bot@sub.community 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago

Musk is like a science experiment to see how cripplingly stupid you can make a nepo baby without them losing all their generational wealth, except it went in a fascinating new direction instead.

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