It should be possible for a car to not run over people, too. That seems like a more pressing computing issue.
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I'm hilarious and edgy, so my cars can kill a few people, as a treat.
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Sounds like something a teenager would come up with - this is exactly what I'd expect Musk to do
It is literally a joke I made in high school, ~25 years ago.
He’s such a loser.
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He's such a fucking simple edge-lord.
It is. Dial-up nerds have been calling Microsoft exactly that online for literal decades at this point. He's not even original.
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It's an old joke that the opposite of Microsoft Office is Macrohard Onfire
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I used to say this as a joke in middle-school all the time.
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I remember back when I was a kid it was hard to convince people that wealth and success was not a matter of being better, smarter, or harder working - as we were told - but rather almost entirely a matter of luck. Thankfully, Elon Musk has shown many people the light that I could not. Thank you, Elon
To be fair there is one personal trait that's really important to wealth and success, the willingness to walk over the bodies of your peers.
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Too many people are still convinced that Elon's wealth is attained through his hardwork alone.
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I've said it before, early on he should have become reclusive and hired PR people to filter his ideas out to his companies and the public, and he'd be considered a prodigy and genius and wouldn't have the self-induced failures he does. But that goes against his narcissistic personality, so it wasn't going to happen.
Annoys me that people sling "narcissist" at everyone they don't like, but damn, the man is hitting on all 8-cylinders for a diagnosis, and he only needs to hit 5:
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Having a grandiose sense of self-importance, such as exaggerating achievements and talents, expecting to be recognized as superior even without commensurate achievements
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Preoccupation with fantasies of success, power, beauty, and idealization
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Belief in being "special" and that they can only be understood by or associated with other high-status people (or institutions)
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Demanding excessive admiration
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Sense of entitlement
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Exploitation behaviors
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Lack of empathy
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Envy towards others or belief that others are envious of them Arrogant, haughty behaviors and attitudes [1]
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Vibe coded Operating System. And Office suite. And cloud offering. And Enterprise. And SaaS. And game console.
What could go wrong?
What could go wrong?
Seeing how Microsoft (and Windows 11 in particular) is doing lately, and how practically every single Windows update is breaking something important, a lot.
We've already got one vibe coded Windows. We don't need another one.
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“In principle, given that software companies like Microsoft do not themselves manufacture any physical hardware, it should be possible to simulate them entirely with AI,” he added.
Ummm, is someone going to tell him about the Xbox, Surface devices, and the entire Azure infrastructure they built.
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Shut the fuck up, Elon. Can't you just quietly enjoy being the richest person on Earth?
The wealth was meaningless without the attention.
If I had his money I'd be 24/7 inventing cool things for myself and wife and friends to experience. This guy has a fundamental need to be the loudest person in the room and to embroil himself into anything and everything. I would almost feel sorry for him - his life has got to really suck so bad and he can't fix it. So instead he goes off on 100 projects that make no sense or fall apart. There's stuff I can't wrap my head around like - why ditch LIDAR when it's absolutely the answer ? You just know his convoluted brain is so full of mess that if you were offered a deal with the devil to get all his money on the condition that you got trapped in his meat grinder of a mind... you'd turn down the offer.
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Ah yes, i will wait for it while I am travelling in the hyperloop
"It's not that hard! I swear" (Elon)
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So stupid that I can't even tell if an Onion article is real or not.
Fuck off musk, you probably don’t even know where that came from.
Disgusting
If he pours enough billions of dollars into it this could be the most epic software project disaster of all time.
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And here I thought the Windows 11 enshitification couldn't get worse.
Nobody should ever trust anything Musk wants them to install on their devices.
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I just watched something earlier that showed a clip of him saying how he was warning everyone early on about the dangers of AI because he was genuinely scared of the harm it could do.
Glad he’s not a hypocrite or anything.
Good luck to Musk then. Was listening to a cybersec podcast on my morning dog walk and one of the stories was about the amount of security flaws that can be created with AI coding machines. Unless you're aware of the language, exploits, weaknesses etc. etc.
What a dumbass. Every time he opens his smarmy gob these days he makes himself seem dumber every time.
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Given Microsoft is having people locked up opposed to genocide, I hope they destroy each other.
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Macrohard..the kind of joke that 11 year olds made on AOL in 1994
What a fucking dumbass.
Macrohard, which he ain't because of that botched surgery.
We've surpassed vibe-coding and are onto vibe-companies
Macrohard, another very funny joke from Elon's brilliant mind.
This guy gives me second-hand embarrassment for humanity.
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