I would just like to point out that that photo is doctored, and jd vance does not in fact look like that.
His real face is less hairy and way more shiny
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I thought that was a gif at first, but it was my eyes playing tricks on me.
Like a mostly still gif, but like the eyes just quickly dart back and forth every 5 seconds or so.
Dammit, you made me look again.
You win this round...
At this point i don't remember the correct proportions of that face anymore
This is clearly AI, he has way too many fingers on his hand; five.
I see him more as a lobster type of thing. 
This IS the correct proposition of his face.
Guys i'm not american, but just to confirm, is this really how this person looks like?!! That doesn't look healthy
He's somewhere in this mix.
lmfao at the Eastwood one
It is the offical one though
Last one has Total Recall vibes.
I don't do physics anymore but my quantum professor's doctoral advisor's doctoral advisor was in this image. Max born I think
Pretty sure these people are the jengiz khans of doctoral advisors
Is this Marie Curie on the front row?
Yes
Maria Skłodowska-Curie, yes.
Didn't know she and Einstein met... Where is it? Somewhere in Europe I presume
. Pauli’s sharp tongue was legendary; he once said about a bad paper: “This isn’t right; this isn’t even wrong.”
That's MY type of scientist!
Wow, great read, thanks!
I only recognize Nobel (not even certain about him), Curie, Freud, and Einstein, that’s bad.
The Fifth Solvay Conference on Quantum Mechanics in 1927, Brussels. Photo by Benjamin Couprie. From back row to front, reading left to right: Auguste Piccard, Émile Henriot, Paul Ehrenfest, Édouard Herzen, Théophile de Donder, Erwin Schrödinger, Jules-Émile Verschaffelt, Wolfgang Pauli, Werner Heisenberg, Ralph Howard Fowler, Léon Brillouin, Peter Debye, Martin Knudsen, William Lawrence Bragg, Hendrik Anthony Kramers, Paul Dirac, Arthur Compton, Louis de Broglie, Max Born, Niels Bohr, Irving Langmuir, Max Planck, Marie Skłodowska Curie, Hendrik Lorentz, Albert Einstein, Paul Langevin, Charles-Eugène Guye, Charles Thomson Rees Wilson, Owen Willans Richardson. (Photo: Wikimedia Commons [Public domain])
https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Solvay_conference_1927.jpg
Thanks and sorry, Hendrik Lorentz! I’d consider it a grave insult to be confused for Freud, lol.
I skipped Schrödinger because fuck that paedo
Looks like Vance with too much hair
All important Science 100% done by some white men.
*some white men plus Marie Curie
And I think a couple of Indians. But possibly my point still stands.
JD (just dicks) FlatulANCE be looking chubby-cute.
many times
Thank you, sir
Humpty Dumpty
Who are these people, and would anyone have their addresses so I can thank them personally?