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[–] CocaineShrimp@sh.itjust.works 71 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] PaupersSerenade@sh.itjust.works 42 points 2 weeks ago

Absolutely, it’s an injury law firm based off the lower text. Ambulance chasers since US healthcare is a joke

[–] frog@feddit.uk 21 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Before reading the law firm namecand phone number, I thought it was a chiropractor. My quick guess was "crack". Crack makes everything better temporarily.

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago

The trick is to just keep taking more crack continuously, then everything is better all the time.

[–] ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 44 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I actually didn't realise until now that American English uses "check" instead of "cheque".

Who says lemmyshitpost can't be educational 😆

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 weeks ago

I just use "card" instead, but then I’m not American.

[–] QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

I used the UK spelling and had to explain itwas derived from exchequer.

[–] ideonek@piefed.social 26 points 2 weeks ago

If you wonder what word is behind the pipe, it's "cock".

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It's true. I had a big fat cock finally clear up my constipation.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Hopefully afterwards.

[–] theUwUhugger@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago
[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Think it’s supposed to read cheque.

[–] QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

Except this is America and most spell it check.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

This is the correct answer

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Click. Like when your joint is just slightly out, and then it clicks and it’s suddenly not hurting any more.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Just work the cherry with a lighter until it's evened out. A drop of spit can stop a runner, too. Joint management is something of a hobby.

Oh, wait, I think you were talking about something else...

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 1 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago
[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I've had enough fat chicks in my life to know the sign ain't wrong

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

Hard to tell at that age

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

The only big cocks I've dealt with were a real pain in the ass…

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Some of the big fat chicks had big fat cocks, what's it to ya, pal?

[–] bryndos@fedia.io 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Obviously "clock". It's a play on "time heals all wounds"

[–] Mangoholic@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 weeks ago

Or clack if its a chiropractor ad

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

There was a similar effect on the New York City subways when the MTA introduced the slogan "Courtesy Counts" on those signs, and with the right alignment of seat, pole, and "Counts" a sensible chuckle could be had.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Check it out!

[–] FrankFrankson@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago