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[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 120 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It’s actually flattening out rather alarmingly

[–] interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 21 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Interestingly, the other period of "flattening" was 1840-1860, just before the civil fun. I see this flattening out as the trend of severe conservatism I wonder if there was a particularly old generational cohort at the time, pushing conservatism at the time or was it wealthy interests clawing to power ?

I mean, we know this bucking conservatism's goal was to act as a bullwark for slavery until the blockage popped. And then we have the "gilded age" which is somehow even worse. I imagine as the aristocratic parasite classes shattered partly from war partly from being denied the blood of their slaves to feed their financial vampirism, it appears that a few survivors found themselves in a vacuum, able to digest the remaining wreckages of their peers and grow cancerously on industry, especially rail, oil and mining trusts.

I hope once we break the back of this vampiric wave, we continue taking our antibiotics and leave no billionaires behind, alive, don't stop the treatment until the financial cancer is BEYOND remission

[–] mkwt@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

That's about the same time as the Know-Nothing party was pushing nativism and anti-immigrant sentiment.

[–] mere@lemmy.blahaj.zone 74 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I don't like the plateau at the end

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 51 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Clinton, Bush, and Trump are all the same age. Horrifying statistic

[–] meekah@lemmy.world 23 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Isn't Biden almost the same age too?

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 28 points 5 days ago

Yeah, Republicans made a big deal out of how old Biden was, but failed to mention that no matter what, whoever won the election would be the oldest president ever elected.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

Obama combo breaker.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

It's only my entire life barring Obama

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 72 points 5 days ago (1 children)

If I'm reading this right, by the time Trump is running for his 16th term he won't have been born yet.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 10 points 5 days ago

That’s when he goes back in time and gets that sports betting book.

[–] unconsequential@slrpnk.net 47 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I present to you Trump era science! Don’t let those facts stand in the way of the truth.

[–] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 7 points 5 days ago

You can’t handle the TRUTH!

For most of us, no truer words have ever been spoken.

[–] SoloCritical@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

And where is President Tylenol on this list?

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 days ago

He's there, listed twice

[–] diegantobass@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago

That's a major discovery of political sciences through the use of advanced data visualization. I'd aim straight for the American Journal of Political Science. THAT'S SCIENCE RIGHT THERE GENTLEDUDES!

I want to see a Presidents vs States chart. It's 47 vs 50 now, we better act quickly with DC and Puerto Rico. The last time we got this close, there was a civil war.

[–] dragnucs@lemmy.ml 7 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Did they have a life span of 300 years?

[–] arandomthought@sh.itjust.works 62 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I believe the joke is that they just calculated "how old would they be now?". Ignoring death and all that...

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I agree but it's still hard to read, Trump is older than Bush and Clinton. We got to 2016+ and said let's get guys older than weve had since 91

[–] DrBob@lemmy.ca 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] DrBob@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 days ago

The fact that Trump was older when elected is part of the joke.

No ofc not, dont be ridiculous.

Thats why Washington is at around 290, the lifespan was 295.

[–] simple@piefed.social 9 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)
[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Except Abe Lincoln, as we all know.

[–] simple@piefed.social 1 points 5 days ago (2 children)

of course, he's... Immortal

[–] db2@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I haven't seen the movie, but the book was a fun read.

[–] 7U5K3N@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 5 days ago

Shit I forgot that was a book.

Thanks!

Shuffles off to find the audiobook

[–] germtm_@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

...until he traded away his immortality in order to revive Jake the Dog.

[–] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 1 points 5 days ago

Tragic they all died at the same time too, which is now

[–] Kirp123@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

They did. It said so in the Bible.