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[–] RedSnt@feddit.dk 3 points 1 day ago

For someone with ADD myself it helps to hear the same information again just worded slightly differently.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 35 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I can never work out if Kojima is autistic or if that's just how Japanese is when badly translated.

It's all his games as well.

Props to Norman and Troy because they carried the living shit out of DS2...

[–] Taniwha420@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I can't remember where I read this, but IIRC it IS a Japanese thing. I mean, anyone can draw a conversation deeper by asking questions, but the Japanese do have a thing for picking one word and making it a question.

If I recall correctly?

[–] tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Japanese society is inherently autistic

Saying ehh ehh hai hai soo desu like Link when he's jumping around to tell people you're still listening (they apparently cannot tell by your face alone, I wonder which group is unable to do so as well... 🤔)

[–] isyasad@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is called "aizuchi" in Japanese or "backchanneling" more generally and as hard as I try I CANNOT find this paper that I read while studying Japanese linguistics but I remember there was a frequency analysis of time between backchanneling in both English and Japanese in both male and female listeners, and the difference was huge. Something like, female Japanese speakers backchannel every 2 seconds while male English speakers backchannel every 30 seconds.

Yes aizuchi was the term. Slightly annoying for many other culture because it feels like someone wants to intrude into what you're trying to say, all the time. I swear if I want to ragebait my friends I do stuff like this in our language lol. Also there are women in shows, podcasts etc. whose "job" is just to do the aizuchi constantly without contributing to the conversation reall in any other way.

[–] barooboodoo@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago

Blind people?

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 41 points 3 days ago (6 children)

Unironically I find that repeating what your correspondent said but as a question shows your engagement, especially when they said something more expressive.

[–] voodooattack@lemmy.world 42 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Something more expressive?

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Something they'd expect you to react to more vividly, like something surprising, touching or shocking.

[–] GobberingGoblin@reddthat.com 19 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Something surprising, touching or shocking?

I like to see I'm being listened to, and this kind of repetition can be a sign of that. But it can easily turn into a mechanical repeating if used carelessly.

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 14 points 2 days ago

Hey I wasn't paying attention and it absolutely did coax me into elaborating! It sorta proves my point, I think.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Well, I would add an "Oh shit, " at the beginning, so it would be like

Oh shit, something more expressive?

[–] four@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Shit happens when your ass is expressiv.

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I feel like this would get really tiring/annoying for the speaker

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[–] Pat@feddit.nu 1 points 2 days ago

It becomes more engaging, especially if said more expressively?

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[–] LwL@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I forgot where I heard it but supposedly this an actual psychological trick to get people to reveal more information

[–] EldenLord@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

It even works, it makes the other person slightly uncomfortable with what they just said and often they will try to justify their words with more information. Only works against obvlivious people who have their guard down tho.

more information?

[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] LwL@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Nah, specifically just repeating the last word/bits of their last sentence vs asking a full question. It's about when the other person is on guard against you, if they want to tell you everything anyway I can't see it make a difference either.

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 2 points 2 days ago

¿Question?

[–] sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz 23 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] Thorry@feddit.org 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Colonel! What's a sublevel foundation doing here?!

[–] deathmetal27@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
[–] Hazmatastic@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Whenever I hear someone do the repeat question in conversation I usually follow it up with either that or "A Hind-D?" under my breath

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 28 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Incredulous Snake

Though, I mean, people around him will say shit like "Holy fuck, Snake, those are zombies!" so it's actually pretty sane of him to be skeptical.

[–] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 20 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] marcos@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Eventually you need to reach for an exclamation mark:

-- Yes, Snake, zombies.

-- Zombies?!

You may also want to keep adding both in order for as long as the conversation holds.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

“You mean those things from the movies!? Now’s not the time for jokes Hal”

“Well Snake, what I mean is, zombies is the closest word I could think of to describe them to you.”

“To be more specific, they’re actually a result of human experimentation by the Patriots during the Cold War that…”

25 minutes of codec calls and/or cutscenes later

“La Li Lu Le Lo!?”

5 minutes of codec calls and or/cutscenes later

“Shoot them in the head, huh?”

“Well, that’s the non-scientific way to say it, but remember snake…”

10 more minutes of codec calls

“They’re visible with thermal goggles, huh.”

“That’s right, remember to hold L2 and cycle between item types with the up or down buttons, and then use the left or right buttons to equip a specific item. And don’t forget you can quickly tap L2 to equip or unequip an item.”

[–] LucidNightmare@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

God I love this. It is so on point it makes me wanna...

Kojima?! Is that you?!

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[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Does so in bold; becomes Solid Snake

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago
[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Virtuous Mission, Snake.

Fission Mailed!

[–] salacious_coaster@infosec.pub 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] deathmetal27@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

SNAAAAAAAAKE!!!!

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 5 points 2 days ago

conversationalist??

fixed

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago
[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Add a question mark to every sentence and you become an Aussie.

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Laser@feddit.org 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Do you know of any place where sailors hang out?

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