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Your Morning Coffee Really Is Making You Happy, Says Study (plantbasednews.org)
submitted 3 days ago by resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
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cross-posted from: https://piefed.social/post/1308380

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[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It really does. You know what doesn’t make me happy Tariffs

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

Yeah, but coffee though!

[–] Visstix@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago

Oh well that explains a lot. I never had coffee

[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 24 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Science concludes cocaine does make me more social.

[–] huppakee@piefed.social 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

*the first few times you do it.

[–] miked@piefed.social 4 points 2 days ago

then you're doing it wrong. try adding some alcohol and a little cannabis.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 23 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

My favourite part of my day is sipping my morning cup, sitting in the back yard and listening to the birds.

[–] lazynooblet@lazysoci.al 18 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

I love doing this. I sit in the back yard with my morning coffee and talk to my chickens. I look forward to it every morning.

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What do the chickens have to say?

[–] RaoulDuke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Cluck cluck motherfucker

[–] lazynooblet@lazysoci.al 1 points 1 day ago

Motherclucker*

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Nice cock!

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 18 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

~~I just wanted to see the methodology for how the study was done, and I am now wondering how the media came to the conclusion that drinking coffee makes you happier based on the study's conclusion, when it is about cardiovascular mortality rates. The study itself makes no mention of happiness or mood.~~

I clicked into the wrong study. That's why 🤦‍♂️

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

No! Science! $$$

[–] Geodad@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

It also keeps me out of jail.

I'm far less likely to slap the shit out of someone once I'm caffeinated.

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Not me cause I chug the whole thing piping hot. Really burns up my mouth but what can you do?

[–] not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Wait for it to cool down so you can taste it when you chug the whole thing luke warm.

[–] Bubs12@lemmy.cafe 7 points 3 days ago

Drink iced coffee?

[–] somewa@suppo.fi 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

How many of the participants had IBD or IBS?

[–] RaoulDuke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago

I have IBD. It’s the price I pay for coffee.

[–] 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 2 points 3 days ago

Don't worry about that. Look over there!

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You do you, but FUCK that website

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I’d rather not fuck an entire website, but if I have to…

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