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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

Rules

  1. All posts must be showerthoughts
  2. The entire showerthought must be in the title
  3. No politics
    • If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
    • A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
  4. Posts must be original/unique
  5. Adhere to Lemmy's Code of Conduct and the TOS

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Whats it like to be a mod? Reports just show up as messages in your Lemmy inbox, and if a different mod has already addressed the report, the message goes away and you never worry about it.

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[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 93 points 3 days ago (4 children)

You know it would have cost you nothing to post this right?

[–] SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 3 days ago

it indeed costed them nothing to post this

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This is vital lore on how and why Satan has those maggoty cumfarts.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Aww, it's like How I Met Your Mother, Lemmy edition.

[–] eighty@aussie.zone 5 points 3 days ago

My first thought to OP was "please stop talking" - I really didn't need to read this before bed

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

To not post this?

[–] MudMan@fedia.io 67 points 3 days ago (4 children)

A sausage is ground meat in an intestinal casing.

If you wrap a whole steak in a sausage casing that's not a sausage. You need to pound that dick before you can call it sausage. So at the start of the process it may be way less sausage than by the end, depending on how you go about it, I suppose.

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 23 points 3 days ago

This serves a wonderful mental image for me to discuss with my psychiatrist.

[–] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Would it be more correct to say you both become a Beef Wellington?

[–] notoftenthat@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

When your homies join in.

[–] MudMan@fedia.io 5 points 3 days ago

If you like flavored condoms I am struggling to find a reason why not.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

To be fair, it’s normally bigger going in than it is coming out.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Not mine. You wouldn't believe how small I get when I get in there.

[–] Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

I spent my entire teen years and a good portion of my 20s pounding it daily, often multiple times a day.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 25 points 2 days ago

how do I delete somebody else's post

[–] Melonpoly@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago

If you kiss someone you make a continuous tunnel from your anus to theirs

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 33 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Suddenly I don't want breakfast anymore..

[–] Muffi@programming.dev 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I want anal sex for breakfast now

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago

Breakfast sausage.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

More for me! Hey, by chance, have you ever wanted to become a sausage? You're Sausage Clox!!!!

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

Hmm very insightful, yes.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 24 points 3 days ago

You turn them into the casing and your sausage into a sausage

I'll give you this mate, you always live up to your name.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

The Human Sausagepede.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

HEY! LISTEN!

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Does the mouth not connect to the anus? So oral sex would also make you a roundabout kind of sausage?

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I ain't ever seen a hot dog with teeth...

[–] Dionysus@leminal.space 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

You're missing out on the best types of Wurst my friend.

[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 9 points 3 days ago

We're all shit sausages.

[–] banause@feddit.org 10 points 3 days ago
[–] bryndos@fedia.io 7 points 3 days ago

I think you'd also have to stick you penis through a mincer first; please make sure you do that next time. You surely deserve the darwin award for this one.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 3 days ago

thanks i cummed

[–] lath@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Well I say it's haggis!