this post was submitted on 02 Oct 2025
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[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago (3 children)

3 1/2 to 1? What the fuck kinda ratio is that?

[–] errer@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

3 1/2 should be good enough for any woman!

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

In centimeters, right guys? Right?

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

It's a gimmick to show how honest the number is. Same thing as saying "1003" vs. saying "1000" The former sounds exacting while the later, meh, maybe they made it up.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 5 points 3 months ago

Objectively stupid way of saying "7 out of 9" or "78%".

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Do we think advertising has helped evolve processed food through engendering false beliefs

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They would sell us cardboard as food if they could get away with it.

[–] python@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Hey, don't talk shit about my friend Methyl cellulose!!

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Surprise Cincinnati reference. I'm here right now.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

おちんちんnati.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm sorry you have to be there, enjoy your skyline

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Agreed. And fuck goldstar.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

I only made that mistake once

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 3 months ago

Do they grind the baby pigs or just the baby chickens?

[–] cosmictrickster@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

The only woman who did go back.

[–] djehuti@programming.dev 0 points 3 months ago

Stop. There will always be. Dragons, the policeman knew, would breathe fire, and occasionally get themselves slaughtered.