this post was submitted on 03 Oct 2025
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[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 50 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Put it back in the box, and return it to the store. Tell customer service it came like that if you're in need of some amusement.

[–] cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It won't fit by the looks of it

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What kind of scissors are you posh people buying, that come in boxes?

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Tailors shears.

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 29 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

When your opponent used rock

[–] Floodedwomb@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

OP is a rock.

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago

it does look used, well done!

[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Are you a flame elemental or an alien species made of plasma?

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 weeks ago

Hey, we fire elementals know how to use scissors! We only buy metal ones of course.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

They're for scissing. It's right in the name.