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[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 26 points 4 days ago
[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 20 points 4 days ago

Imagine having to warp reality THIS much, just to make it fit your twisted narrative?

[–] eugenevdebs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 4 days ago (6 children)

If you ever want to know why capitalism turns into fascism, look into how many companies willingly and knowingly did business with Nazi Germany and Fascist Italy.

IBM made computers to help the Holocaust, because the Nazis could pay for the service of the machines to be built.

Google is just a modern IBM.

Fascism is a business choice, always has been. Hitler didn't get popular by himself

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[–] Typhoon@lemmy.ca 48 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Google says a group of masked fascists kidnapping children from their beds is a "vulnerable group".

[–] MithranArkanere@lemmy.world 20 points 4 days ago

To be fair, they did set expectations when they got rid of the "don't be evil" moto.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 14 points 4 days ago

google recently fellated trump and the gop. Google's youtube is pretty instrumental in drawing in more incel men to voting Rs, by platforming right wingers out of context , like kirk,shapiro, fox, ,,,ETC.

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[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 62 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The agents who implement state violence are not a group. They're agents of the state.

And now Google is directly collaborating with an oppressive autocratic regime.

[–] ninjabard@lemmy.world 223 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Well, I'm sure they wouldn't give encryption keys away.

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[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 187 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I think they're less "vulnerable" and more "fragile"

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 28 points 5 days ago

"Afraid of any sort of accountability"

[–] railway692@piefed.zip 166 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Oh? Are we giving them privacy?

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 112 points 5 days ago (2 children)

if they have nothing to hide, they have nothing to fear

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[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 44 points 4 days ago (9 children)

For the rest of my life I will never forget that Apple and Google went out of their way to defend and protect the Nazi SS of our time.

Absolutely fucking evil and unforgivable.

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[–] twice_hatch@midwest.social 105 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Oh no, vulnerable 🥺 they need DEI? They need to be a protected class? 🥺

Surveillance is suddenly wrong when it's the peasants surveiling wannabe samurai? 🥺

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 20 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Can I just be "that guy" and point out the CEO of Google is "Sundar Puchai"?

Who do you think Trump is coming for, you fucking idiot? It's not guys like me named "David".

I hate this. I hate that they are targeting "minorities", or Hispanics, or Indian folks... But many people in charge who are part of these groups don't even care. They think they are special. You're money doesn't make you immune, you complete goddamn waste of oxygen.

We're trying to fucking help you. Stop condemning fellow human beings for the sake of profits. You are damning your children, and your family. You are selling them for gains. We hate you, and so do your children.

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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 128 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Federated solutions which can't be stopped, self hosted, and available via Fdroid.

Only real answer.

[–] wagesj45@fedia.io 93 points 5 days ago (11 children)

Until Google revokes publishing privileges for side-loading applications. I think we'll have to go further and get used to making PWAs and regular websites.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 86 points 5 days ago (11 children)

side-loading

You mean "installing normally." "Sideloading" is fucking anti-property-rights loaded language.

[–] Captainvaqina@sh.itjust.works 34 points 5 days ago

Good point. Wild how these ghouls have normalized their bullshit language.

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[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 69 points 5 days ago

Calling masked, armed, armored thugs and terrorists with a disregard for the law a "vulnerable group" is a bit thick, isn't it?

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 77 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The irony is so rich.

To anyone that had doubts about governments putting restrictions on app stores, here is your proof. The level of power the current situation grants this duopoly is excessive and dangerous.

[–] possumparty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 47 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I thought we had all the proof we needed when Tim Cook and Sundar Pichai were snuggling up to Trump at dinners and the inauguration

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[–] sol6_vi@lemmy.makearmy.io 51 points 5 days ago (6 children)

Someone recommended Kagi in another thread yesterday and that night I finally became 100% google free. Search was the last big hurdle. I was literally the biggest google fanboy. I had google home devices, google wifi, I wanted all their devices, had all their services, everything was set up and integrated. De-googling was fucking hard but I did it and I'm super proud and I've learned so much about how tech works setting up my replacement services and devices. Fuck you Google.

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[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 68 points 5 days ago (8 children)

aaand that's why we need to be able to install apps without their vetting.

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[–] herseycokguzelolacak@lemmy.ml 36 points 5 days ago (2 children)

This is exactly why sideloading is very very important.

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[–] collar@lemmy.world 32 points 5 days ago

Ah yes... the guys with masks, guns, the backing of the president, and virtually unlimited federal government resources are a "vulnerable group"

[–] brax@sh.itjust.works 14 points 4 days ago

So does this mean Google will also block services that are being used to harm other vulnerable groups, like all the ones being targeted by Snowfla- I mean ICE?

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

uwu they are working under very hash conditions to terrorise children and other civilians

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 44 points 5 days ago (2 children)
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[–] Aljernon@lemmy.today 14 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Goddamn Gestapo

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 61 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Was ever any doubt who corporate America would side with?

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[–] Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Bet everyone keeps on using their google phones though...

Moaning online aint gonna do shit. Not buying their new phones, not using their old phones, will send the message you want to send. Get an old nokia, or a dumb phone, or two cans and piece of string, or no phone. If you think this is action by google is them cosying up to fascists, then you have a duty to harm that company by not giving them money.

They rely on convenience to trap you. Turn your phones off, dont buy the new ones, get dumb replacements if you need to. Fuck apple and fuck google for cosying up to this admins Gestapo bullshit.

[–] LowtierComputer@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago (17 children)

Their phones don't make them that much money. Don't use the search service.

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[–] Kondeeka@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

One of the founders of Fairphone is working on a European alternative phone OS called Mobifree, which is also open source. Google free Android also already exists.

[–] SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 25 points 5 days ago (1 children)

They're totally vulnerable! Just aim for the head!

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[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 23 points 5 days ago

Isn't ICE one of the biggest budget of the US now? How is that vulnerable?

[–] betanumerus@lemmy.ca 22 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (7 children)

Do we know yet that what ICE is doing even legal? (kidnapping, detaining, etc) I haven't followed closely enough to be sure of that. Does the actual police just sit by and watch?

[–] NotBillMurray@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago (3 children)

We're at that point where we have started to realize that laws are just words on paper unless someone enforces them.

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[–] KelvarCherry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 5 days ago

Do not let Google escape this, ever. Cancel all payments to them. YouTube Premium, YouTube subscriptions, etc.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 19 points 5 days ago

Vulnerable my aunts fanny. They aggressively terrorize everywhere they go. Go everywhere armed to the teeth and are not in any way shape or form threatened with anything or anyone that could harm them sufficiently to put them into a threatened category. This is just google telling us whose side they are on

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 13 points 4 days ago

"Don't be evil unless fascism is better option"

[–] heyWhatsay@slrpnk.net 34 points 5 days ago
[–] scttgard@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago (5 children)

The moment any real alternative to Apple and the iPhone is viable I will go all in. Fuck them both, please Linux phones come to save us, lol.

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[–] avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 23 points 5 days ago

So this could get much more serious if they start clamping down on the comm tools we take for granted. Between this and the incoming sideloading block - all of a sudden the most paranoid fears of Stallman's don't seem nearly as far fetched.

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

Google can F-themselves.

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