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[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 36 points 2 days ago

"Love thy neighbor, but not those that have darker skin than you."

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[–] Carmakazi@lemmy.world 145 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"Allahu ackbar" - same shit, different tribe

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Allahu ackbar is also used as an exclamation. "JESUS CHRIST!"

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

It's a thing from both religions, technically all three abrahamic ones it's just a different phrase in Hebrew then Arabic.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago (2 children)

So they can now be taken to court right over this? Doesn’t this violate some law or the constitution? Just asking as a secular European.

[–] SoloCritical@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

Something something separation of church and state

[–] balance8873@lemmy.myserv.one 8 points 2 days ago

No, this isn't a "law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof" -- just violating a norm

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 96 points 2 days ago (1 children)

We're in the stupid hitler timeline.

[–] moseschrute@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Stupid Hitler reminds me of this

[–] kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 72 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago

I realized recently that stupid people have been weaponized. They all watch and listen to the same stuff and since they don’t have critical thinking skills, they are all a loud circle jerk in an echo chamber.

[–] BurntWits@sh.itjust.works 33 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Not even capitalizing the “H” in He/Him, it’s been a while since I’ve had to go to church but I’m pretty sure it’s considered offensive or incorrect or something if you don’t capitalize, right?

[–] python@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago

God gets offended over Pronouns? What a snowflake smh my head

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 49 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

One of the new tricks Trump's DHS has been pulling is to embed right-wing journalists behind the ICE goons busting through major city centers.

Even setting aside the deluge of AI slop, there's a ton of staged photography and engineered content intended to shape public perceptions. As more of the national news media gets gobbled up by right-wing tech billionaires, we're going to see news coverage sync up with the photo-ops and public opinion bend with the propaganda.

Find independent journalists in your area and support them. Keep your ears clean and your eyes clear. As we run up into the next election media cycle, the sold-out mass media is going to lay this shit on thick.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

“Cursed is anyone who withholds justice from the foreigner, the fatherless or the widow.’ Then all the people shall say, ‘Amen!”~ Deuteronomy 27:19 …..is this the god they’re referring to?

[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

to be fair the bible says just about everything about everything and you can interpret it in every possible and contradictory way

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Yes but their messiah is very clearly for kindness and love

[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 38 points 2 days ago (1 children)

For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you invited me in, I needed clothes and you clothed me, I was sick and you looked after me, I was in prison and you came to visit me.’

“Then the righteous will answer him, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry and feed you, or thirsty and give you something to drink? When did we see you a stranger and invite you in, or needing clothes and clothe you? When did we see you sick or in prison and go to visit you?’

“The King will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me.’

Matthew 25:35-40

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's them there liberal talking points from Democrat Jesus.

[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 3 points 2 days ago

Jesus would be rolling over in his grave, except he left that and is not there.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 43 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Holy fuck are we disgusting.

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago

We? You're identifying as being part of these people?

Just because you were born in America doesn't mean you own all the problems caused by corrupt assholes. That's nationalism, and it's a tool these exact assholes use on all of us as kids.

I was born here. These fuckers want to kill me.

I'm not one of them. Maybe that means I'm not an american. Maybe it means they aren't. I'm okay with either.

[–] black_flag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion

Does that mean if the executive branch just does it it's OK?

That's why they push this bullshit outside of the law anyway. More specifically, this is the act of an executive agency, and even then, a lone individual on a twitter account. There's enough layers of "oopsie-doodle" and "come sue us," that they feel pretty safe doing this shit.

Meanwhile, "in god we trust" is still on our currency...

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 days ago

Sepratiob of church and state indeed.

[–] ElJefe@lemmy.ca 33 points 2 days ago

🖕FUCK ICE🖕

[–] Ulvain@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Hasherm0n@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
[–] Corelli_III@midwest.social 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

the conservatives always parading around their shitty YHWH

loser ass god

i'd tell them to read another book but they didn't get through the first one (bc their god is fake and boring)

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

YHWH

YO hOW WALUEIJI HANGIN

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Truly, they have received their reward in full.

Matthew 6:2

[–] Mirshe@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

"Whitewashed tombs" comes to mind.

[–] frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Didn't they shoot and mace a priest the other day?

[–] Glide@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Apparently there were 2 similar incidents, one shot and tear gassed, according to ACLU: Pastor David Black of the First Presbyterian Church of Chicago in the Woodlawn neighborhood, whose peaceful, free expression of his religion has led to his being shot repeatedly in the head with near-lethal projectiles and sprayed in the face with tear gas.

For the second one, I can't find any media outlets covering it to link a news article, but there's a photo circling showing a man with a clerical collar being pepper sprayed.

[–] other_cat@piefed.zip 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

At this point someone needs to make the obvious church schism official and slap a new name on them. Would be mildly interesting to see how these people reacted to being branded official heretics and told to take their ball and go home.

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[–] DBT@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

Ah yes. Just what God would want - for you to rip families apart and destroy lives because they have brown skin and maybe didn’t fill out some paperwork.

[–] JakenVeina@midwest.social 8 points 2 days ago

God bless ICE

I mean, yeah, they're gonna need it to stay outta hell.

[–] aarch0x40@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

They are truly doing white jesus' work.

[–] Mk7OJ9Yn4Be@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Here is a link to the post on X. Which should have been included in the original post.

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Didnt this god kill everyone but one family at one point? Also, does that mean humanity started AGAIN from incest?

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Explains why we get so much more cancer than whales.

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[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Poor Lot. He lost his house and home and then got raped by his daughters after he threw them at an angry horney crowd of unbelievers in order to save a couple of omnipotent angels who were there to nuke the place anyway.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Probably her husband is a Nazi hired by ICE or sth like that. If you want a life where you regularly get beaten by your husband and need to self suppress your ideas and emotions at every turn be my guest.

[–] grimpy@lemmy.myserv.one 5 points 2 days ago

dear lord, ICE ain’t nice!

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I cannot imagine the groupies ice must get.

Its been posted to the right place. Cause ain't that some shit.

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