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[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 hour ago

They really missed an opportunity to get the semaphore to look like the letters they represent. At least get the I, K, and T to line up (V gets a pass because at least that pattern goes to the U).

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 6 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

There was a very large number of people who seem to want to write C for Sierra and it's really concerning.

Not only does it mean they've never heard of Sierra Leone which shows a distinct lack of geopolitical knowledge, but they've also never heard of Sierra software which shows that they're not worth talking to.

[–] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Also that they thought that the phonetic alphabet, created for making it less ambiguous to describe English letters verbally, would decide to use one of the exception cases to the pronunciation of the letter C where it takes on the identical sound to the letter S, to help avoid confusion.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 1 hour ago

I'm sure a lot of people don't know about the phonetic alphabet and just think I'm coming up with equivalents on the fly.

I once had an engineer go "G as in, ....er... Oh Geee?", which I suppose worked, sort of.

[–] Ibaudia@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Or Sierra Trading Post, the best place to get your outdoor gear.

[–] xorollo@leminal.space 6 points 12 hours ago

It's ALFA https://www.nato.int/cps/en/natohq/declassified_136216.htm

Don't ask me how I know. It's annoying.

[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 12 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

M as in Mancy. You would know!

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

The "calls with your mom or diffusing a bomb"...that whole section seems weird.

[–] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 hours ago

Haha, didn't catch that it was "diffusing" you know I guess a pretty efficient way to do that would be to detonate it.

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Wait is this whole thing somehow an Archer reference

[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 hours ago

S1, E7: Skytanic

It's the first episode with Ray I think. Check it out on Netflix or wherever you dig up your internet video booty arr

[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 11 points 16 hours ago

M like in Mancy

[–] zovits@lemmy.world 6 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

FYI, the semaphore signs are shown from the listener's PoV, so if you are signing to someone, you have to mirror the directions you see in this image. So for example to send a J, you raise your right flag and point the left out level.

[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

I know all of this right up until the person on the phone asks me to spell it and then suddenly my mind goes blank. Every time.

[–] mondomon@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

I use the NATO everyday at work and I'll be handing this one out to new folks lol.

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 6 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I know these... And for 20 years I refuse to use any, its way funnier to hear the cringe on the other side.

Bonus points to use things that sound like other things for example: "K as in Knife"

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 10 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

Some options not yet in these threads:

  • A as in Aether.
  • E as in Ewe
  • D as in Django.
  • H as in Herb (depends on locale).
  • J as in Jalapeno.
  • P as in Phonetic.
  • T as in Tsunami.
[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 3 points 13 hours ago

Yesssssss And depending what part of the world you are talking to you can also pronounce the "J" hard in Jalapeno to really get people going. I used to have to do this all the time over the phone in my old job and still have a chuckle about it.

[–] ptc075@lemmy.zip 16 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I've always enjoyed playing with folks who actually know this by giving them intentionally misleading cues. Instead of "E as in Echo", say "G as in Gecko". That sort of thing. Cuneiform, Frisky, Mango, Oubliette, Zima...

[–] lambdabeta@lemmy.ca 9 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

Now I want all 26 done this way... D as in django would probably be the best though.

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago

P as in pterodactyl

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 2 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

You can also just mess with them like:

  • M as in Mnemonic
  • N as in Ne
  • O as in Opossum
  • P as in Pneumonia
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[–] AntiOutsideAktion@lemmy.ml 1 points 11 hours ago

Papa and Mike

[–] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 4 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

I know about this. I still choose my own rules. Once I said "X for xylophone". It makes things fun.

[–] Objection@lemmy.ml 4 points 12 hours ago

One time my roommate (who worked at Amazon) did that and people were giggling over the words he chose, most of them were Pokemon iirc.

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

X as in Xanax Y as in Yggdrasil Z as in Zed

[–] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Z is pronounced as "zed" in the UK.

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Same here in Canada. And that is why it is funny.

[–] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Haha I just got that, I think I'll be using that too thanks.

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 2 points 9 hours ago

B as in Bee is also funny as when they go "what?" you can say "you know, Bzzz Bzzz"

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 7 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

I practice this by reading off license plates while I’m driving.

It’s not a useful skill at all because the only time I use it is calling somewhere, and nobody else knows them.

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 6 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

You have to say it anyway, make them the weird one for not putting two and two together. This shit was created for a reason.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 5 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I have found it really useful for confusing AI phone support agents too. Reading a postcode as "Alpha bravo 1 2 3 charlie delta" and it had no idea what to do so put me through to a person.

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[–] wal_kr@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (4 children)

personally, I've always preferred this version:

[–] axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe 2 points 9 hours ago
[–] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 6 points 17 hours ago

I always thought we should add the Hot Shots! callsigns

"Copy that, Purple Fluffer Nutter."

"Roger that, Milli Vanilli Chilly Willy."

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[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 7 points 20 hours ago (3 children)
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