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Supporting Evidence

Constantine (2005) - Logo swept away by the fires of hell
The Simpsons (2007) - Ralph Wiggum trumps out the fanfare
Scott Pilgrim (2010) - Universal logo rendered as 8-bit animation
Pitch Perfect (2012) - Universal theme sung a cappella
Upgrade (2018) - Studio credits read by ominous System Shock type voice
Bob's Burgers (2022) - altered FOX fanfare audio.
Spider-Men in Spider-Verses (2018/2023) - Multiversal glitches

Hypothesis

Film makers invested so much in their own product that they've got around to thinking about how the studio credits play out are dedicated to making a good movie

Criteria (edited)

Due to eligibility requirements (published separately), some films have had to be excluded. These include The Flintstones (1994), Waterworld (1995), Matrix Resurrections (2021) and Tomorrowland (2015). I am however confident that these exclusions don't affect the validity of my theory, and am confident in going forward.


Have you seen a film with transformed credits that was actually dog pops?
If not, I'll go work this up and submit it to the relevant journals.

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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)

May I present the Universal (Univershell. Ugh.) logo from the 1994 Flintstones movie, one of the worst, if not the worst, movies I have ever had to sit through in a theater.

[–] freamon@endlesstalk.org 22 points 1 year ago

This is some very inconvenient evidence.

[–] solidsnake2085@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I'm only 46! Give me at least a decade before you start calling me Pops.

[–] ritswd@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Matrix 4.

I think sometimes the studio thinks “this is going to be a massive movie, let’s pay someone to make a different studio credit to show how massive and special it is”, but all massive movies don’t end up being that special.

[–] Magister@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

oh shit I completely forgot this movie existed (I have not see it and don't plan too), it's for real?

[–] mihnt@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

It's worth a watch, but it is entirely forgettable. I remember exactly one scene from it and none of the plot.

[–] ritswd@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I expected nothing of that movie, and I was still disappointed.

[–] Steve 3 points 1 year ago

Great movie! Absolutely fits the hypothesis.

[–] pxplowsound@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 1 year ago

I buy this. At the very least they are interesting movies.

[–] dr_scientist@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Evidence for: Constantine and JCVD Evidence against: Waterworld.

To be fair, though, the greatness of the Universal logo as a flooded world almost makes up for the whole movie. So yes, thesis proved.

[–] Steve 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Waterworld is a great movie. Not evidence against

[–] Crismus@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

It had some amazing stunt work. Plus Jack Black flew a plane.

Story was meh, but I like the camp in my movies. Especially campy dystopia.

But, I love The Postman.

[–] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I'm feeling sorry for all the people in this thread who saw Waterworld while being attacked by fire ants or something.

I have no other explanation for not adoring the masterpiece that is Waterworld.

Napoleon Dynamite, comes to mind. I love their intro credits!

Do Wes Anderson films count? I love how the cast is introduced in The Royal Tenenbaums.

[–] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Thank you for your work on this important research.

Waterworld is a tough one, because I would personally say that the theatrical cut is not great. However, the Ulysses Cut really changes the film and makes it much better, but it's a fanedit. How does that affect this?

[–] freamon@endlesstalk.org 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've since realised that my research is missing important parameters. Obviously, it would be foolish to try to consider all films ever made, and so I think it best if I narrow my focus to films made since 1996. This isn't an arbitrarily chosen date, and the fact that it means that both Waterworld and The Flintstones will be excluded is merely a unfortunate coincidence.

[–] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 year ago

Understandable. 26 years is a nice round number; clearly not arbitrary.

[–] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I dunno. Waterworld is a masterpiece. You sure you watched it in science-ready conditions?

[–] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 year ago

Fair point. I approached it from a subjective space.

In that space, I highly recommend the Ulysses Cut.

But there may be a scientifically valid case for the theatrical cut. Do you have it?

[–] julianh@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Can add both spiderverse movies to the list.

[–] TheRaven@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

I submit Harry Potter as evidence.

I think the theory can just be that the studio has a lot of confidence in the movie. They may be wrong sometimes.

[–] dr_scientist@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As to the first, it's not the Simpsons, but may be either Alpine for You (Popeye short, 1951) or The Mouse That Roared (1959). If you don't want to go down a rabbit hole for many hours, do NOT click the following link. This was the result of great obsession, and I'm very impressed. Good luck on your dataset!

https://www.closinglogos.com/page/Logo_Variations

[–] freamon@endlesstalk.org 2 points 1 year ago

I'm starting to think I can't compete. Thanks for the link, though.

[–] randomdeadguy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

You shouldn't disprove evidence that is contrary to your hypothesis. The data is just as valid as the supporting evidence.

[–] CCatMan@lemmy.one 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The intro to The Incredibles 2 is changed for the movie. Not a bad movie, just another one to consider.

Also, kung fu panda.

[–] CCatMan@lemmy.one 1 points 1 year ago

I think the sequals to Kung Fu panda were not too good.

[–] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Bobs Burgers is a fantastic movie.

[–] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Deadpool and Deadpool II did a lot of fun stuff with the opening credits.