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[–] TheGuyTM3@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

fantasy setting has magic and flying creatures

still using nuclear energy as a main energy source

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

There's a reason we don't have flying cars yet, and it's not because we don't have the technology.

[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 4 points 1 day ago

You can only lose so many stable boys before giving up on your riding griffins.

[–] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 127 points 3 days ago (4 children)
[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 35 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 22 points 3 days ago
[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 1 points 1 day ago

That's putting the cart before the horse!

[–] petersr@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Is this the hyperloop they talk about?

[–] wabasso@lemmy.ca 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I’m laughing at both the mental images of the horses being shunted through the hyper loop at high speed, or them being the motive force to pull passengers through.

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[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 90 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (59 children)

> setting has bikes and trains

> still using cars as main form of transportation

[–] mudkip@lemdro.id 3 points 1 day ago

You do know steam powered locomotives started appearing in the early 19th century, long before than cars?

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 17 points 3 days ago (13 children)

Cars are much more advanced tech than bikes. Hell we have partly self driving electric cars now. That's some sci-fi shit

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[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Imagine a government so cartoonishly evil and/or stupid that it would develop nuclear technology, then use it to extract fossil fuels more profitably. No need, the USA tried.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Ok, but in their defense the other idea was putting small nuclear reactors in everyone's car. Fallout didn't pluck that idea from the aether.

Nuclear Fracking has a ring to it though.

[–] TheFerrango@lemmings.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Isn’t fission just atom fracking?

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[–] jaykrown@lemmy.world 50 points 3 days ago (30 children)

It takes time to come to the realization that a lot of what we do is inefficient because that's just what people are used to doing. Some towns survive solely due to coal mining, and they see it as an existential threat if it were shut down. Nuclear power also takes very knowledgeable individuals, years of planning, and many resources to get started. Coal is cheap, dirty, and primitive.

[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Eh...a lot of what we do is inefficient because that makes the most money for people who already have too much money.

Nuclear was kneecapped by the fossil fuel industry. They're still fighting against renewables.

We're going to destroy the planet so that the rich get richer.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Don't forget pride and an extreme disrespect for any new idea.

[–] saimen@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago

Hooman make fire, fire make warm, fire make food, fire good, huk!

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (4 children)

You know I just realized I need to get a quick deployment and dedeployment windsurfing parachute to propel my bicycle when the wind is, well, normal here.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

shit it looks like i've got all the hardware except the sail (my trike has a vertical(ish) post about the same angle we could totally pop a sail mount in or on. and i'm kind of turning my bike into a papier mache pirate frigate for halloween 2026, so this would just, uh, yeah it'd be great.

my wife blames you. i haven't told her yet, but she blames you.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago

I can take it. Good luck!

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I can imagine power lines being a problem.

not my biggest one tho

[–] WALLACE@feddit.uk 3 points 2 days ago

Install one of those funky wind-redirecting towers that they've started adding to cargo ships

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (3 children)

quick deployment

Trivial

and dedeployment

Physically impossible

[–] Unbecredible@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago

You could attach the parachute lines to electric motors that could quickly reel the parachute back in.

And make the parachute semi-rigid like an umbrella so that it folds in a predictable and reversible way.

And make the anchor point where the lines attach to the motorcycle moveable. When it's deployed, the anchor point sits at the front of the bike so the chute and lines can pull the bike forward from the front. As the chute is getting close to being fully reeled in, the anchor point swings out on an arm a couple feet to the side of the bike and it gets several feet higher so that the lines and the chute are coming in from directly overhead rather than blocking the riders view.

These are just my preliminary ideas. Of course the engineering team at GM or Toyota or whoever buys this idea off me will likely want to tighten it up a bit to take into account various locale specific regulations and practical manufacturing considerations.

[–] Famko@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

So it averages out to being about average in difficulty then.

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[–] RedFrank24@lemmy.world 31 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Yahtzee's book Will Save the Galaxy for Food actually covers this, in a sci-fi way. In the future, all transportation is done via Quantum Tunnelling, so guess what job suddenly became obsolete? Space pilots. Space pilots now only exist because people have nostalgia for the old days, reducing pilots to little more than tour guides and adventure holidays.

It's like in those MMOs where you can teleport basically anywhere, but you still have mounts and yes you can travel from one end of the map to the other on your horse, admiring the scenery, or you could just click the coordinates someone pasted into the chat to get to the world boss you're supposed to kill for the most optimum play... Lookin' at you, Guild Wars 2!

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[–] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 41 points 3 days ago (6 children)

I feel like it would be much more effort to tame a flying creature or magic, with the latter often being displayed as a life-long commitment.

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[–] renzhexiangjiao@piefed.blahaj.zone 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

has anon considered, that maybe, horses are just extremely fucking cool, and that is why?

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