Let's all send sperm to the white house to contribute to the data collection. I'm willing to throw in some fresh Canadian sperm to help, and I'll use nudes of the US first lady to jerk off! Let's show rfk our support by literally drowning him in sperm!
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Let's show rfk our support by literally drowning him in sperm!
This dude likes to swim in raw sewage and eat roadkill. You think drowning in ball yogurt is going to break his stride?
Our girls are hitting puberty six years early
Oh? What’s his supposed correct age for this?
I was taught in college that girls reach puberty earlier now than in prior centuries in part because they are exposed to light for more hours per day thanks to electrification, and puberty is in part triggered by an internal clock keeping track of how much light you’ve been exposed to in your lifetime.
Of course we leaned a lot of shit in college before the internet which turns out to be nonsense now. But I believe exposure to light is more important than we generally recognize. If you trace our evolution back to the beginning, you’ll find light sensitive cells far far earlier than anything involving actual vision.
I learned something new today.
I also did hear that girls go through puberty sooner because girls now are fatter than they used to be due to a number of factors.
RFK JR: "I've swallowed the loads of thousands of men and boys over the years and the recent decline in the amount of aperm, the taste of the sperm, and the texture of the sperm, makes my brain worms very unhappy"
WHY IS HE COLLECTING TEENAGER'S SPERM?!
Sounds great, like these kids nowadays know the key to a healthy masturbation routine
teenagers today have less semen up their arses from 65 year old men
Ftfy
I wonder if Cheryl Hines doesn't get invited to as many hollywood parties these days bc her husband is fucking the country
Oh I'm sorry, I thought we are all behind abstinence only sex Ed, so teenagers having low sperm count shouldn't matter to them right?
Doesn't matter how this administration spins it, we aren't going to condone them fucking teenage girls.
smh. What an absolute moron.
8 men who can't get an erection without gender-affirming boner pills: Young boys have less virility the than 65yo men.
The man is a crackpot and a con artist, so anything he says on this topic is less than worthless.
Anyway, fascists are always obsessed with their stunted concepts of virility. Look at the racist concept that Black men are more sexual than white ones, or Alex Jones's gay frogs rant.
Here's a real fact: there is a strong correlation between a man having higher percent body fat and lower sperm motility. And if you look at long-term trends relating to body fat percentage, they're rising like mad in the US and at a slower rate in much of Europe. Some of that might be lifestyle issues such as longer working hours and higher stress, but there's also some evidence that certain nearly ubiquitous chemicals act as hormone disruptors.
RFK Jr obsessed with teenage boy jizz. Just your average MAGA weirdo.
Ok Bob, I'll need you to successfully wank five times a day for a month.
Then we'll talk
Is RFK Jr milking them? Why is this a talking point? Is this some slope into bringing back eugenics?
Is RFK Jr milking them?
Given this admin and its total safe guard of the Epstein Files... Maybe.
Sperm counts and testosterone have been dropping rapidly but I didn't think teens were now worse off than 65 YOs
Real big issue for the people who fuck kids.
This com keeps peaking
Great, the old dinosaurs are hoarding wealth, power, control over our future, and now to find out sperm as well…
He also says it tastes funny.
