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[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 months ago

RFK JR: "I've swallowed the loads of thousands of men and boys over the years and the recent decline in the amount of aperm, the taste of the sperm, and the texture of the sperm, makes my brain worms very unhappy"

[–] scarabic@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (11 children)

Our girls are hitting puberty six years early

Oh? What’s his supposed correct age for this?

I was taught in college that girls reach puberty earlier now than in prior centuries in part because they are exposed to light for more hours per day thanks to electrification, and puberty is in part triggered by an internal clock keeping track of how much light you’ve been exposed to in your lifetime.

Of course we leaned a lot of shit in college before the internet which turns out to be nonsense now. But I believe exposure to light is more important than we generally recognize. If you trace our evolution back to the beginning, you’ll find light sensitive cells far far earlier than anything involving actual vision.

[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 9 points 2 months ago (8 children)

I learned something new today.

I also did hear that girls go through puberty sooner because girls now are fatter than they used to be due to a number of factors.

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[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 months ago

WHY IS HE COLLECTING TEENAGER'S SPERM?!

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Sounds great, like these kids nowadays know the key to a healthy masturbation routine

[–] bomberesque@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

teenagers today have less semen up their arses from 65 year old men

Ftfy

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[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I wonder if Cheryl Hines doesn't get invited to as many hollywood parties these days bc her husband is fucking the country

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[–] Ashenlux@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Oh I'm sorry, I thought we are all behind abstinence only sex Ed, so teenagers having low sperm count shouldn't matter to them right?

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[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The man is a crackpot and a con artist, so anything he says on this topic is less than worthless.

Anyway, fascists are always obsessed with their stunted concepts of virility. Look at the racist concept that Black men are more sexual than white ones, or Alex Jones's gay frogs rant.

Here's a real fact: there is a strong correlation between a man having higher percent body fat and lower sperm motility. And if you look at long-term trends relating to body fat percentage, they're rising like mad in the US and at a slower rate in much of Europe. Some of that might be lifestyle issues such as longer working hours and higher stress, but there's also some evidence that certain nearly ubiquitous chemicals act as hormone disruptors.

[–] Rakonat@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Doesn't matter how this administration spins it, we aren't going to condone them fucking teenage girls.

[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 months ago

smh. What an absolute moron.

[–] mhague@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

8 men who can't get an erection without gender-affirming boner pills: Young boys have less virility the than 65yo men.

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[–] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

RFK Jr obsessed with teenage boy jizz. Just your average MAGA weirdo.

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 8 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Is RFK Jr milking them? Why is this a talking point? Is this some slope into bringing back eugenics?

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Is RFK Jr milking them?

Given this admin and its total safe guard of the Epstein Files... Maybe.

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[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 8 points 2 months ago

Ok Bob, I'll need you to successfully wank five times a day for a month.

Then we'll talk

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Sperm counts and testosterone have been dropping rapidly but I didn't think teens were now worse off than 65 YOs

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

also 65yo are likely to have defective sperm more than teens.

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[–] discocactus@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Real big issue for the people who fuck kids.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 months ago

This com keeps peaking

[–] Philote@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 months ago

Great, the old dinosaurs are hoarding wealth, power, control over our future, and now to find out sperm as well…

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 months ago

He also says it tastes funny.

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Are they saying that they want 65 year old men to impregnate teenagers? Island boys together strong.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 2 months ago

Thats because he's hanging around 65+ year old Republicans that steal semen from little kids.

[–] SarcasticMan@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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