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[–] money_loo@1337lemmy.com 187 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 45 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

uh, not a chance in his imaginary hell

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[–] IHeartBadCode@kbin.social 128 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Mike Johnson: "Look it's not my fault that I'm making this country shitty, it is those pesky LGBTQ+ people."

[–] ME5SENGER_24@lemm.ee 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So where in his Scooby Doo story do we pull off his mask and reveal the raging homosexual that he is…not that there’s anything wrong with that….just wanna see the hypocrisy on full display

[–] chaogomu@kbin.social 62 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Not all bigots are secretly gay. Some are just hate filled assholes. Most are hate filled assholes.

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] paysrenttobirds@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 year ago

This is the problem, like I'm fine if he was really going to let God do the punishing, but they all wanna take his job

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[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 121 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Johnson then wrote that he worries that “our culture has fallen so far” since the United States’ founding in 1776. “I fear America may be beyond redemption,” he adds.

Since 1776? The year of the signing of the Declaration of Independence? I would think America got quite a bit better since then. I can think of just a few things that have made it better like:

  • 1787 Creation and signing of the US Constitution including that 1st Amendment including the words "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion."
  • 1865 13th Amendment abolished slavery in the United States
  • 1870 15th Amendment granting black men the right to vote.
  • 1920 19th Amendment to the Constitution granted women the right to vote and was ratified by the states

If Mike Johnson sees these things as a decline of the United States since the Declaration of Independence, he is saying he is seeing other besides white men gaining the ability to vote as a bad thing.

Republicans, your chosen Speaker of the House sees the Constitution of the United States as a negative thing!

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 40 points 1 year ago (13 children)

Back in the good ol' days where you were committed to a mental institution if found masterbating.

[–] clockwork_octopus@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If you were a man. Women were committed over far less

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[–] lolcatnip@reddthat.com 97 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If God is punishing us, he's doing it by sending a plague of Republicans.

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[–] 520@kbin.social 93 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As House Speaker, it is not your job to speak on behalf of God.

Perhaps leave that to the popes.

[–] Squirrel@thelemmy.club 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He's Baptist, not Catholic. He doesn't give a damn what the Pope says.

[–] 520@kbin.social 24 points 1 year ago

The point remains. He is in no way an authority within the Baptist church, let alone someone that can speak for God according to that religion.

[–] bmsok@lemmy.world 72 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Seriously, who can possibly be so invested in the personal lives and relationships of others?

I genuinely don't understand how you can waste your time with that amount of hate.

It's extremism, plain and simple. Live the life you want and let others live theirs.

Be kind. Support one another despite any differences we may have. Seriously, WTF?

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[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 67 points 1 year ago (26 children)

The older I get the weirder it gets to me that grown adults have an imaginary friend who tells them to be bigoted.

If I had an imaginary friend I would want it to be like Scorpio in Farscape. Someone who could give me insights I didn't think of, someone to bounce ideas off of, and maybe turn on painkillers in situations where I need one.

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[–] ClaireDeLuna@lemmy.world 61 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Okay, let's see "God" come on down and do that. Until then I'm gonna continue being "depraved" fucking nut jobs.

[–] JustZ@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He should go to Afghanistan. Our shit says "we the people." That's a formal acknowledgment that God is not coming to govern for us.

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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 56 points 1 year ago (8 children)

My 13-year-old daughter like girls much more than boys.

I'm fucking terrified that he's in power.

[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Fight back. Organize. Vote.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago (13 children)
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[–] PeckerBrown@lemmy.world 56 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How can he be anti-gay when he has Trump's cock in his mouth and ass 24/7?

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[–] Jaysyn@kbin.social 50 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I'm not concerned the wrath of a fictional character.

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[–] thorbot@lemmy.world 49 points 1 year ago

If god was real, the sky would open up and he'd smush this stupid fuck for using his namesake to spread lies, fear, and bullshit

[–] carl_dungeon@lemmy.world 45 points 1 year ago

Actually god told me that he hates Mike Johnson because his last name means penis and that’s fucking gay.

[–] diggit@sh.itjust.works 43 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Maybe God is punishing us because we elect imbeciles.

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[–] Lexam@lemmy.ca 41 points 1 year ago (6 children)

That's not good. I mean seriously God is going to punish America. We don't know when or how but it's going to bad. If you are a God Fearing Republican, please evacuate now! Mexico, Canada, Cuba. It doesn't matter just get out of America before it's too late! And stay out! For your safety. Think of the children.

[–] dojan@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

I don't think Mexico, Canada, Cuba, or much anywhere else for that matter would appreciate littering on such a degree.

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[–] vitamin@infosec.pub 41 points 1 year ago

Question seven from the "Taliban or Mike Johnson" party game.

[–] Showroom7561@lemmy.ca 37 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Please, ask god to stop priests and church leaders from molesting children. Thanks.

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[–] Fridgeratr@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Is this "god" in the room with us right now?

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[–] Mobilityfuture@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago

OOOooh punish me sky daddy

[–] Zombiepirate@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I'd like to see him try.

But it looks like this asshole is going to punish America instead.

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[–] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Get these fucking mentally ill cunts out of politics! These idiots believe in magic and mean to force their irrational shit upon us all!

[–] kowcop@aussie.zone 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This guy seems like a bit of a dickhead

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[–] Suavevillain@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago (15 children)

It is always some hateful delusional person talking about God is going to hate people for being LGBTQ.

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[–] dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Considering LGBTQ+ is a protected group in the USA, surely the Speaker of the House Mike Johnson's comments are tantamount to criminal harassment if not hate motivated harassment.

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[–] kibiz0r@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I’m sick of these America-hating assholes bad-mouthing MY COUNTRY.

If you hate freedom so much, you’re FREE to LEAVE!!!

🇱🇷🦅🇱🇷🦅🇱🇷🦅🇱🇷

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[–] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 25 points 1 year ago

Christians make God sound like such a nice guy who totally deserves worship!

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago (8 children)

This week, Johnson is delivering the keynote speech at a gala for the National Association of Christian Lawmakers (NACL), a Christian Nationalist group with ties to massively influential conservative groups.

"[...] I cannot conclude anything other than America is hanging on by a thread.”

I sincerely agree, Mr. Johnson.

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Then let God punish us and stop trying to do it yourself.

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[–] blazera@kbin.social 23 points 1 year ago

My go to is always number of hurricanes that hit fabulous san francisco vs the conservative gulf states.

[–] Delusional@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So the dude is a straight up lunatic? He belongs inside a fuckin insane asylum.

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[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago (17 children)

You know what really pisses me off? When they say shit like "identifying" as lgbtq which sounds very close to "it's a choice to be gay".

If the above two statements are true (which they are not in context to this post) then being a straight white male is also a choice! There's no double standard here!

Which logically, if it's a choice either way then these straight white men are just as gay as everyone else, they're just choosing to be straight!

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[–] btaf45@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

Hey Mike, you are the depravity. You outed yourself as an anti-American neofascist when you tried to overthrow democracy and replace it with a dictatorship.

[–] mightyfoolish@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

The weirdest part is if an uprising ever happen in the US due to their decades of terrible policy making; they'll blame the gays and Muslims for it all. So yes, their technically right...

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