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[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 51 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)
[–] Moidialectica@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Im halfway sure they digest the shit again, since they're so small they can't properly digest it

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago

But not before they get a good whiff of the stuff

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

Pig poop balls vs. snail poop head

[–] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago

The feces doubles as moisturizer.

[–] JargonWagon@lemmy.world -1 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

That diagram isn't making sense. The tube goes directly from the stomach to the anus? Everything else is just ignored? Either I'm missing something or this is AI slop.

[–] Manticore@lemmy.nz 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Probably doesn't need as much intestine as we do, so the length of that tube is sufficient. Or perhaps most of the ingestion is done in the stomach.

Or the diagram coyld be simplified for illustrative purposes, like how our human models focus on internal organs and dont often draw, say, the visceral sack they sit in, and the webbing that weaves our organs together so precisely that surgeons can jiggle us on the table to slot them back into their places.

And yeah, that is where the snail anus is...

[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

No, it's not AI, you can search the snail anatomy in the web, and you'll see, that it is the correct anatomy for this genre of snails

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 40 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

Butt which end is positive vs negative?

I need to know so I can recharge my battery..

[–] piranhaconda@mander.xyz 28 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

Head positive, tail negative (seriously)

It's pulsed though, not sure how well it would charge a battery

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So, according to the diagram, the butthole of the eel is the positive electrode?

Or did I miss something here?

[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 22 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

That "did I miss something here?" really instills an image of you standing at a workbench with a live electric eel, various electronics parts, and an IKEA instruction booklet in hand trying to get this thing to charge your phone.

[–] spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I'm getting "If you're not sure, call IKEA's help center and one of our friendly associates will help you to set up your new furniture in no time!" picture vibes

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 5 points 2 weeks ago

Well, we can't just release them without a full battery. That would be rather cruel.

[–] magic_window@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Piranhaconda knows what's up

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

You just need capacitors.

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If it created a lot of energy it would need to much food. The beauty of electric defense is that very little energy deposited has an outsized effect, by attacking your electronics directly potentially even killing.

[–] piranhaconda@mander.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago

The water also reduces the electrical resistivity of skin so less power is needed to be harmful (at least for humans, some fish and reptiles are a different story)

[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

recharge my battery

*buttery

Oh wait that's already a word. Hang on is that why eels are slippery?

[–] swagmoney@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago

conventional current positive or electron flow positive?

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Shoutout to whoever named eels. You nailed it, those things are eels.

Whoever named the mountain chicken is sitting uncomfortably in the back hoping no one brings it up

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 19 points 2 weeks ago

So that's why the eel made that face at the aquarium when I sarcastically said "nice tail, shitneck!"

[–] Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

But electric eels aren't eels

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

That's not what their name says.

[–] sbeak@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 weeks ago

e. eels

I know it’s more than two, but you can do it!

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Morphit@feddit.uk 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Only if they're travelling at relativistic speeds.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

Good thing there aren't nuclear strong force eels.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

they also arnt EELs, they are a type of knifefish, which are a sister clade to CATFISH, which also can produce electricity in some species.

[–] Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And fish don't even exist.

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

yes they do, but not as a useful, well defined category in biology.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

it's a morphological category, not cladistic.

Like how "tree" is any plant with a thick robust trunk and branchy crown.

[–] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 weeks ago

not until i shove my legs into soil

[–] UnculturedSwine@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So, next question. If a snake had arms, would they be up near his head or closer to its butt? Like is it mostly torso or neck?

[–] python@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago

They're like 1/3 neck 2/3 torso! You can actually kinda see where the neck turns into the torso because of the difference in thickness, I marked it with a green arrow here:

It's a lot easier to see in person though since the chest moves when they breathe so you can be sure that's where the lungs start.

[–] NerdInSuspenders@leminal.space 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sir Mix-a-Lot must have a lot to say about this picture.

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

B-b-b-b-but(t)!?⁉️‼️

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 weeks ago

I like long butts and I can not lie

[–] oce@jlai.lu 7 points 2 weeks ago

I heard eels love neck kisses.

All of taxonomy hinges on where the butt is.

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

this is such a great sub. Thank you.

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 3 points 2 weeks ago
[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Everything after the butt is a tail?
Are my legs tails?

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

the tail is part of the spine, our tail ends BEFORE the butt

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe your leg-tails are, but my leg-tails appear to be separate from my spine

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago

A snake is technically sushi as it’s a shell around a cylindrical hole.