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[–] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 49 points 2 months ago

Pregnant man πŸ«ƒ gas

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

What a pair of consecutive posts

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There's poop gas. Ask me how I know

[–] fubbernuckin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago

Oh Jesus.. not that shit.

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There is plenty of gas for πŸ’€/☠️

[–] Hubi@feddit.org 12 points 2 months ago

There's even some for 🫠

[–] Icytrees@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 months ago
[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 12 points 2 months ago

There's anxiety gas! It's called atmosphere at sea level.

[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

Where's the "I just stuck my cock in the macaroni salad at a publex deli" gas?

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Meth can be smoked

[–] ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 4 points 2 months ago

Pretty sure tear gas is supposed to take care of that

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[–] Coldgoron@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Give me 3 barrels of focus gas.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If it's a gas, more like smoked meth

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Mmm...cherrywood? Applewood?

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago

Caffeine vapes sounds pretty close

[–] Plum@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Uhhh..... there's this one, too....

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Best thing Dayton ever attempted to invent

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The cheeze it was invented in dayton.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How the hell did they tell me about the pop tab can so damn many times and never mention the cheez it. Like losing their shit about that one bike shop I get, the autoignition engine, sure, but the soda can thing is a weird point of pride

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[–] M137@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

There's mustard gas and mustard is definitely an emotion, but I'm pretty sure those two aren't the same.

[–] LinyosT@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 months ago

Dude, I’m so mustard right now.

[–] BierSoggyBeard@feddit.online 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'm sorry, but I do not want to partake of the "anxiety gas"

[–] themagzuz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 months ago

that's basically just co2, since (iirc) the panic from not being able to breathe comes from high co2 levels the blood, rather than low oxygen levels in the blood. this is also why simple asphyxiants like nitrogen gas are still very dangerous, because you might not notice that you're not getting any oxygen, especially since your ability to think is probably also impaired because of said low oxygen.

so if you wanna make yourself anxious for funsies, then you can just breathe a bunch of co2 (but also don't because you might die, and even if you don't, elevated co2 levels are still pretty bad for you)

I think that just means it needs an oxygen concentration of 20%.

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ambivalence gas. Ennui gas and my favorite (which I think already exists..) Procrastination gas.

[–] Rose_Thorne@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Procrastination gas is just smoking some good weed.

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

True, to a degree.

Though when I do smoke, I usually end up power cleaning the house..

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Can I borrow that aspect of you for a few days? I need to get some shit done

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[–] Triumph@fedia.io 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 months ago

You can make that at home by farting in the shower

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We have hungry and sleepy gas. It’s called weed smoke. We have euphoric gas, it’s called crack smoke.

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[–] realitista@lemmus.org 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I must be inhaling despair gas from somewhere.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 months ago

Sorry I had Burger King for lunch.

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

Because all other emotions fall between so you just need to adjust the mix between the two.

[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Pranking someone by giving them the despair gas

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Suspicious Monocle Gas: $49.95 🧐

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

(Riot) Fire the passive aggressive gas!

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Wait.. There are more emotions?

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[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 months ago

You can probably figure out how to smoke MDMA, and crack and meth are both aggressive overconfidence gas AFAIK.

[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

How about the eggplant gas?

[–] amniote@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Zyklon B for Racism

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I'll take an mk 47 striker automatic grenade launcher full of this please.

[–] MumboJumbo@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Anxiety gas again!? I don't know how to cope with this

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

πŸ˜πŸ’¨

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There is a gas of disgust. Take a big whiff.

farts

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago

I see you've met my husband. He is of course, a global leader in disgust gas.

I get deliveries sent to our bed. Usually accompanied by the sheets being pulled up over my head, the bastard..

LOL!

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