There are one or two entries on the wikipedia list of unusual deaths like that.
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I hear that's the million dollar wound.
Fortunately you don't have to worry about removing bullet fragments
HOW? Also, did she get Darwin award?
Sorry, but Darwin awards are for people who improved the gene pool by removing themselves from it. I know anal is popular, but I don't think that's how you make babies.
Now, she could get an honorable mention for the attempt.
As she just injured herself and did not remove herself from the gene pool, she does not qualify.
I hate to break it to, especially as a man that appreciates a nice ass, the butt is not responsible for sexual reproduction.
What?
Darwin awards require that the person either kills themselves or removes themselves from the gene pool by maiming their sexual organs.
I see, I thought it was for people who shouldn’t breed
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Why would you try to sneak a gun into any medical test area? Even if you didn't know an mri will fuck with a gun, what is the motivation to try to sneak a gun into a medical test room?
A liberal might make her gay when she least expects it!
Holy shit I had a conversation the other day with a dude who said, "democrats just want to touch children and change their genitalia"
He went off about how democrats want to change pedophile name and be more accepting. I told him people don't say that. Only pedophiles do. He went off about how democrats are pedophiles.
He went off about how schools, doctors, and liberal agenda is allowing the mutilation of children's genitalia.
Taking something he says is fact and blowing into the massive majority of all Democrat fundamentals.
ask him what he thinks of circumcion without consent at young age and I bet he will defend that without hesitation
In that situation, the best thing to do is agree with them and then start telling them about how voting is a way for the goverment to track you and/or .. plant .. fucking alien brocolli seeds in your brain or something, so never ever vote
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To own the libs, duh
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