Unhinged theory: he's going to divorce and deport his "unamerican" wife and then marry Charlie Kirk's widow for the PR on a 2028 presidential run.
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That's about as unhinged as holding a door open for an elderly person.
Pro life tip: if it comes off its hinges, you're probably holding the door open too enthusiastically.
And the conservative base is gonna love it, too! Godly values and all that...
God loves divorce!
I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest.
That's the most hinged JD Vance theory I've ever heard, only one problem: isn't Vance ostensibly Catholic? Divorce is a problem, which is going to be more of a problem for her than for him
Conservatives don't give a fuck about their supposed morals when it's personally beneficial for them.
It's not a divorce if one of the parties just dies
Exactly.
Cute, you actually think he the American bishops care?
His party will cheer him and say she didn't count as an "illegal"...
She'll conveniently fall down the stairs, just like Orange's ex-wife.
100!
That is a very big number.
Unexpected factorials!
That whole speech was just weird. He starts out by saying that he's always been somewhat "agnostic", which is why he and his wife get along so well, because they can both just talk about this stuff, openly with each other.
And then he says, "That's why we decided to raise our kids Christian"...and I was like, wut? Mutherfucker, that's not what being "openly agnostic" implies, at all. That doesn't even make logically consistent sense.
And then he concludes that he's always hoped his wife would convert to Christianity too? JFC. Nothing he says is for real. Anyone listening to this asshole talk, and can find a way to nod along to it, is not actually listening to what he's saying.
Anyone listening to this asshole talk, and can find a way to nod along to it, is not actually listening to what he's saying.
56% of our population is at least partially illiterate; reading level 2 or below.
Is this just getting a pretext ready so that he can divorce her and hook up with Charlie Kirk's widow and have it be considered moral in the eyes of MAGA?
Chances after he said it the first time: 95%
Chances after he said it again, in such close succession to the first time: ♾️
I want HIM to convert to Christianity
Best comment I've seen in a long time.
Erika Vance in 57 WEEKS 03 DAYS 07 HOURS 36 MINUTES
JD Vance had Charlie Kirk killed to fuck his wife
Tbh just dance vance is more of a watch from the corner chair sort of guy
Religion is the most destructive human invention.
You should be able to hold yourself to beliefs you openly choose to impose on yourself, and help others who choose similarly without external coercion, but the moment choice is absent or removed, its legitimacy evaporates.
It can be an effective for social cohesion in juvenile societies, but has a use-by date that rivals raw milk.
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What if she starts praying to Jesus as an avatar of Vishnu? Would that meet the threshold?
Given how few "christens" are Christian, she only needs to state once that she is christian. She needs to make no actual changes, attend church, read the bible, nor pray. Heaven forbid she do something like feed the hungry, help the needy, or give her wealth to improve lives for her fellow humans.
I want Vance to convert to being a decent human
I want him to convert to a prisoner.
That's impossible.
Politics as celebrity gossip, and I have to see it to stay informed about the kind of flame wars being stirred
Fucking exhausting trying to keep up with how opinions are being framed; so that I'm not caught off guard by the next "outrage" that can have a real effect on actual policy
I think the most likely outcome is that she actually "converts".
pretext for divorce so he can marry kirk's widow.
god damn this is a gross reality.
Next up: honey your skin is too brown. The MAGAts want you to be lighter before they'll accept me so could you please bleach your skin while I'm out visiting Kirk's widow?
Usha knew she was a king a shitshow and is paying the iron price.
ew. I never force my religion on anyone
I'm not religious, even easier
cool.
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