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[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 109 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Not smoking cigarettes from the age of 7 will have that effect

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 71 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Using sunscreen at all.

Not pouring gravy and butter on everything you eat.

Not working 90 hours a week in a mine.

Not being responsible for an entire family from the age of 18.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

I have seen a lot of claims that GenZ look older than Millennials. (At ages, like if you look at 20 year old millennial photos vs 20 year old genz)

[–] gingersaffronapricat@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The toxic results of 35 step skincare routines

[–] Chronographs@lemmy.zip 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My money would be on the vaping

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Inhaling all those toxic metals

[–] kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

"They're metals....in your lungs" 😟

[–] Laser@feddit.org 10 points 2 months ago

It's us millennials coping haha

[–] Sirence@feddit.org 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not even if you look at millennials photos, most 20 year olds right now look older than the average 35 year old, it's crazy.

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

I’m 37 and found out the guy who works at the gas station is 26 and I was shook. I’m bald and gray and this kid looks like he has five years on me.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There is nothing wrong with butter.

[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Probably all the microplastics too.

[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 months ago

That's my joke with people all the time: 'Microplastics are better than plastic surgery!'

... which then cues the question of wtf microplastics are and I look at them like they've been living under a rock.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 33 points 2 months ago (8 children)
[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You've just doxxed yourself -- the light switch design suggests that you live in the western hemisphere somewhere. And only the Dutch have wooden belt buckles.

Plus I've seen that exact door and towel rack combo: your coordinates are Latitude 500, Longitude 36.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ha! That isn't actually wood! It's a decal and the buckle is magnetic!

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

classic Dutch denial strategy

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 2 months ago

You can hear his klompen all the way from here

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I was expecting more fur given your profile banner but OK

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

This was taken in the summer when I shave to stay cool and also doesn't show my ass.

[–] Epsilion@pawb.social 7 points 2 months ago
[–] FishFace@piefed.social 2 points 2 months ago

All the time? Or only some of the time?

[–] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

you brave soul. If i posted myself (im 35) id get downvoted to oblivion.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Well apparently, I'm hot. 🤷‍♂️

I've been DMd 17 times since posting this and they're all like "hey boy, what that peepee do?" and I'm just like "I dunno. It pees? It's small. Leave me alone."

[–] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

yassss! me on the other hand look like shrek and quasimodo combied together.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So only half-hot. (Shrek is mad desirable rn)

[–] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

lol. id say my most detrimental features is my strabismus (mistakenly called lazy eye) and my weight i guess. but the weight is my own fault from stress eating a few years ago and having trouble loosing it (360lbs)

[–] malware@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago

I'm 24 and I look like that 🚬😔🥀

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago
[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

Fantastic shot. You look fabulous.

No homo? I guess. I'm also in my 40s. Hello.

[–] notsure@fedia.io 25 points 2 months ago (2 children)

...there are 35 yo twinks on grindr...i've heard...

[–] bigchungus@piefed.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 months ago

Twink death was only invented so that the young'uns could stand a chance.

[–] Laser@feddit.org 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] notsure@fedia.io 1 points 2 months ago

....hahahahahhahahahahahahha...

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 months ago

Turns out, microplastics make you immortal.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 2 months ago

I'm in my 30s and look like the above, minus the hair. I miss having more hair :(

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 months ago

indeed 🤔