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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by MTZ@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 

Edit: Last night and this morning 100% reassured me that the internet remains undefeated and unfuckwithable.

The reaction to the Trump/Clinton blowjob rumor was easily the funniest thing that has happened in like, a decade. For several hours, I couldn't turn anywhere, on any social media platform without seeing thousands upon thousands of memes about it. It got to the point for a while where I literally couldn't see anything except memes about that, on any social media platform that I use. Just.....endless memes about trump sucking Clinton cock. It was absolutely incredible. I don't even think that it actually ever happened. But the fact that like two billion people latched on to it and immediately began relentlessly making fun of it is a beautiful thing. It was the most unhinged shit I've ever seen in my entire life, and I'm old. It was beautiful.

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[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 221 points 1 month ago (3 children)

DJT naming it The Big Beautiful Bill now makes a lot more sense.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

we live in such a strange fucking timeline

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

"I did not have sexual relations with that timeline."

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Oh damn. It's still very early but you win the internet for today.

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[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 135 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] unknown@piefed.social 32 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Wait, this is real? What the fuck

[–] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I legitimately don't know and I'm afraid to search it, please send help

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[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 125 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (4 children)

You got this without the text? I like silly cats

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[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 97 points 1 month ago
[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 87 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 79 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Please let this be true, and let this be his downfall, not just because it’s deserved, but because it would be fucking hilarious.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 24 points 1 month ago

The universe, powered by irony, might not cause anything funny to happen for the next three days, if this is true.

[–] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 24 points 1 month ago

If being a pedophile doesn't bring him down but performing a homosexual act does I'm gonna be pissed

[–] Signtist@bookwyr.me 71 points 1 month ago (18 children)

If I had a nickle for every time a sitting president was shamed because Bill Clinton got a blowjob, I'd have 2 nickles. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

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[–] DaedalousIlios@pawb.social 57 points 1 month ago (3 children)

The worst part is: everything that has happened over the course of his presidency has been so absurdly beyond parody that I almost didn't notice that this was lemmyshitpost.

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[–] Secret_Music@piefed.blahaj.zone 49 points 1 month ago
[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 46 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Listen, slick Willie might be a child raping scumbag, but he knows a DJT blowjob is going to be all teeth and self-aggrandizement. No one wants to have oral interrupted every 10 seconds by the person giving oral talking about how great they are at giving oral.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

My eyes! They burn! Ahhhhhh!

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[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 month ago

What a terrible day to suffer from reading comprehension.

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[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 44 points 1 month ago (6 children)

It's irresponsible to post this without a source

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 70 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Are you lost? It's a shitpost sub, lol.

Everything that dude does and says is wildly irresponsible and cartoonishly reckless and has the potential to actually cause suffering and misery and even death to large swaths of people.

I think he will be fine with millions of people on the internet shitposting about him sucking Bill Clinton's cock.

But here is the context. You can find it below.

For the record, no I do not think it is real. I'm just doing my part to spread bullshit, lies, gossip and rumors like he does literally every single day. I'm just doing it with much, much lower stakes than he does. No one is going to die due to me and a bazillion other people saying that he sucked Clinton's dick.

Relax.

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 89 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What's funny about this is that I literally just heard a joke the other day about this:

Donnie dies and goes to hell. The devil greets him and says "we're actually full up at the moment, but you're definitely staying. We'll go look at 3 rooms and you can choose a room where we'll swap them out one for one, one goes you stay."

They go to the first room and it's Obama climbing the tallest high dive ladder ever, then diving into a pool over and over and over, forever. Donnie says "no, no, I can't do that. Not going in there."

They go to the second room and it's George Bush breaking rocks over and over and over. A rock breaks, another appears. Donnie says "nope, nope, can't do that. Not going in there either."

They go to the third door and it's Bill Clinton naked strapped to a bed and Monica Lewinsky doing what Monica did over and over and over. Donnie says "oh absolutely, I'll take this room for sure!" So the devil says "ok. Monica you're out, Trump get in there and get to work!"

[–] ggtdbz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I heard this word for word but in Arabic back in like 2006 about Yasser Arafat. What’s old is new again.

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[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's totally real bro Donnie got a throatpie from Mr big Clinton 🥵🥵🥵

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bill Clinton is getting ALL the action. Well, 2 bjs decades apart but still. I wonder how Hilary feel about this.

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[–] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I like that millions of people are asking if Trump was giving blowjobs but this looks like a joke to me. This isn't Epstein letting it slip that Trump likes to have dicks in his mouth. He's with Bannon so his brother is joking "ask him what blackmail Putin has on Trump, photos of him blowing somebody or something?"

Unless maybe Jeff told Mark that Trump gives BJs so Mark is saying "ask Bannon about that thing you told me about."

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[–] DirtPuddleMisfortune@feddit.org 39 points 1 month ago (4 children)

His base will be like: Real men suck cock!

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[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago (24 children)

I doubt this one. It would require that Trump ever would care about the pleasure of anyone other than himself.

[–] optissima@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 month ago

A dollar was dangled in front of him!

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

The implication, then, is that he really likes to suck dick.

[–] sunbytes@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Some people find power in performing a "submissive" act.

Other just find it nice to SCHLORP GHHLOORP GUUUGK SCHLORP.

Different uh... strokes for different folks.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 36 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Guys... What if this was the reason he didn't want the Epstein files released? He doesn't care about everyone knowing he's a pedo; he just doesn't want anyone to know he literally sucks cock.

[–] orioler25@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

It actually makes more sense tbh. Being queer is far worse to fascists than being a pedophile rapist. This is especially damning when the person he sucked off is prominent in the conspiracy theories he depended on for the past decade.

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[–] IWW4@lemmy.zip 31 points 1 month ago

Please, someone post a corroborating link that Proves that this is true!!

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 28 points 1 month ago (4 children)

"I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and blow somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, OK?"

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[–] Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 month ago

It is quite a sausage fest in the hall of the Presidents.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Oh please ye unknowable ancient powers of chaos and chance, let this email be the reason he takes the Hitler Express.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 16 points 1 month ago

I wonder if this is the real reason he hates Hilary?

[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Seeing this RIGHT after watching the latest South Park episode...

Guess I need to do some fact checking before I get my hopes up

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[–] bugbearownsyou@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What are the odds Clinton tried to convince everyone he came across to suck him off?

And yes, pun intended.

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[–] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 13 points 1 month ago

Wow. That was not on my bingo card 😂🤣.

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