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[–] db2@lemmy.world 108 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They've got nothing on that hacker at 127.0.0.1 that fucker has all my files!

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 50 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But have you tried that address 255.255.255.255?

I hear it's the Master Key to the Internet...

[–] TwilightKiddy@programming.dev 36 points 2 months ago

Stop teaching people how to scream, please.

[–] SomeRandomNoob@discuss.tchncs.de 78 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Probably intentional. There are enough stupid people in the World who would try funky things if those IPs where real.

[–] TwilightKiddy@programming.dev 37 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Could have just used class E addresses, at least then it would look intentional insead of brainless.

[–] cmnybo@discuss.tchncs.de 35 points 2 months ago (3 children)

There are several IP address ranges reserved specifically for documentation and examples such as 192.0.2.0/24 and 2001:db8::/32. That's what they should have used.

[–] kungen@feddit.nu 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's cooler to use 172.16.0.0/12 because everyone just sees "192" and thinks it's part of 192.168.0.0/16.

[–] cmnybo@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 2 months ago

That's a for LAN use. The other IPv4 example ranges are 198.51.100.0/24, 203.0.113.0/24 and 233.252.0.0/24.

[–] Tja@programming.dev 4 points 2 months ago

I don't think the movie was trying to teach you any It skill

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

What is that scary shit that starts with '2001'?

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 69 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I never raised any eyebrows at IPs like these in movies and on TV. It's just internet equivalent of fictitious phone numbers always containing 555.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 41 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Yeah by using out-of-bounds numbers they avoid accidentally listing legitimate values who might get upset or free advertising

[–] MimicJar@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They could just use IPv6. Legitimately values or not no one is going to understand them, much less get upset by them.

[–] pivot_root@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The attack was coming from ::1

Or if that's too unbelievable, fe80:: has some scary implications while also not likely to ever be a real device.

[–] exu@feditown.com 10 points 2 months ago

You can also use 200::/7. It's been deprecated since 2004

[–] Kushan@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

There are already several reserved IP ranges for this kind of purpose, like 198.51.100.0/24 or 203.0.113.0/24.

[–] probable_possum@leminal.space 44 points 2 months ago (2 children)

See? The ipv4 pool isn't exhausted yet. 3 quarters are still unassigned.:)

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Almost ¾ of each 8-bit part! That's about 230x of the current space!

[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 months ago

Oh nice those 40 bit addresses, just what we needed to spice up our IPv4 and IPv6 dual stack world

[–] mack@lemmy.sdf.org 37 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] SteveTech@aussie.zone 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Fun fact: there actually is an IP version 5, and the reason we went from v4 to v6.

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 18 points 2 months ago (3 children)

This is beginner level IT-TV mishap.

Wanna see something truly ridiculous? How about two ~~girls~~ hackers one keyboard?

[–] Hasherm0n@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There's a great interview somewhere with the writers of one of these shows talking about how they knew this was shit and they had unofficial competitions with other shows to constantly one up each other on the stupidity.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 4 points 2 months ago

This is entirely believable.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 4 points 2 months ago

I used to watch that show and it was always full of this sort of master hacker bs and I loved it - for a while.

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

This clip has I'm pretty sure the worst audio of all time, and not quality, were talking pure decisions. That sound has got to go, that's how you make vigilantes

[–] LemmyBruceLeeMarvin@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 months ago

Dark web super subnets. IPV10!

[–] sobriquet@aussie.zone 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What tv show/movie is this from?

[–] dave@feddit.uk 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It’s from FUBAR. I think they took the show’s name as a general directive.

[–] sobriquet@aussie.zone 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Thank you, kind stranger! I put that one on my “to watch” list a while ago, but never got around to it. Guessing from your comment I possibly dodged a bullet?

[–] dave@feddit.uk 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Those IP addresses were about the most believable thing in that episode. It’s occasionally amusing nonsense, requires about 1% concentration, and if you fall asleep in one episode and wake up in the next, you won’t need to reach for the remote.

[–] sobriquet@aussie.zone 1 points 2 months ago

1% concentration is sometimes a stretch! 🤣 maybe I won’t completely rule it out, but I at least know what state of mind to be in if/when I watch it! Thanks.

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

Could also be considered an insider joke meant for the technical audience.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I love those cyber UI mockups in TV shows.

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Not a single mouse, cursor or command line in sight, but somehow they always type 84 letters per second, and get a flashy UI with animation, 3D models spinning, moving, zooming and morphing, or at the very least windows popping up and doing various stuff.

Just like in real life.

[–] dave@feddit.uk 2 points 2 months ago

Not like the good old days.