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Another post from betting market company Polymarket read: "BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all New York elementary school students to learn Arabic numerals." The post has almost 14 million views.

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[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 34 points 5 days ago

Jesus Christ, people are fucking stupid.

[–] Zexks@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

I knew this was going to happen as soon as i saw the meme.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 5 days ago

And then in astronomy, students are being forced to learn the Arabic names of stars (like Sirius, Deneb and Betelgeuse).

Be ready for a post-victory avalanche of hit pieces against Zohran, with the usual right-wing tactic of absurd disinformation. It doesn't need to be anywhere close to the truth, it just needs to be good at rage baiting low information/gullible people.

[–] hemmes@lemmy.world 20 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

This is like saying he’s going to give our kids ~~hydrogen dioxide~~ dihydrogen monoxide to drink during sports and people flipping out about it.

[–] J92@lemmy.world 16 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] hemmes@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago

We did it, team!

[–] JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca 22 points 5 days ago

If you want to really scare JD Vance, the more proper term is probably Hindu-Arabic numerals.

[–] Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 5 days ago

Get me the fuck off this planet.

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 0 points 2 days ago

I was always taught that these were called "Hindu-Arabic numerals"

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 5 days ago

Newsweek is seriously trying to take a dry and completely humorless approach on this "story"

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