You have got to be fucking kidding me.
this post was submitted on 04 Dec 2025
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For those looking for another source here's the video of Rubio saying it https://xcancel.com/Megatron_ron/status/1996488200500728261
I believe you. It just boggles my mind the out right lie in this.
Colin Powell couldn’t even pull that shit off.
.....Aaaaaand America is a base for Quatari attack jets to train for an early strike against Canada. See? I can make up a pretext to burn the fucking white house down again too.
Yes training all those jihadist Aztecs
Free Aztec death whistle for every converted infidel!
Quetzalcoatl Akbar!!!
And the US are a base of Iran ally Russia.
There was a Hamas base in those Venezuelan fishing boats
Fatboy Orange Rapist wants a war + Venezuela has oil = Kiddie Fiddling Scumbucket goes full Dubya and gets his 'war'.
Guess it's time for bullshit manufacture to go full blast.
We all know where this goes. If I were a Venezuelan I would start packing my belongings.
The Empire hungers for souls to fuel itself and this time its eyes are set on you.
I thought we'd have learned from 2004. Jesus Christ.
I have some coworkers who were born in the early 2000s. They fall for the right propaganda so easily(because they're kids) and some of them don't even think 9/11 happened.
That bothers me as I watched the towers fall on television while I was in college. That wasnt something you could fake.
They also have weapons of mass destruction and brown people. Also Democrats and Communists probably! This is unacceptable!
Smh…
I'm so tired of these sacks of shit
I can let you all know that here in Uruguay, all the Iranian hezbollah is very busy trying to illegalise cannabis and ~~abortion.~~ (Oh wait, the Iranians have legal abortion, unlike texans)
The iranians are trying to help the trans people transition. Sometimes they suggest the cis gay people do it too, which makes it awkward.
EDIT : The irony is that the venezuelans down here are actually super right wing , working as barbers or pedidos ya (LATAM uber eats)
Lmao. No fucking way any of that shit is true about trans acceptance from Iranians, Pocahontas.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transgender_rights_in_Iran
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transgender_rights_in_the_United_States
It is a facetious comment. The comment is intended to indicate the lack of motive Iranians would have in south america, and contrast the legal avenues that are available to Iranian trans people, which far from ideal, is probably more attuned to the existing system in Uruguay than the current US administrations attitude
It’s the post-MAGA internet. Add an /s or I assume you’re one of them.
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yes sir. I'll get on that right away
Okie dokie, Pocahontas.
With this administration, I just assume that means they're admitting to something like the Iran-Contra scandal
Based if true!