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[–] Xanthobilly@lemmy.world 73 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] guillem@aussie.zone 46 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't bake, but I'm quite sure any reasonable baker would take off the ring before manipulating dough.

[–] Xanthobilly@lemmy.world 44 points 1 week ago

The ring is in fact what made me think this.

[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

For sure, totally weird hand positioning for making a ring.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Speaking of rings, the one on the finger is a giveaway.,

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[–] Maiq@piefed.social 30 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] HazardousBanjo@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago
[–] Emi@ani.social 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] sidelove@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Who the fuck's rectum is open 2.5 inches at rest??

[–] cicadagen@ani.social 1 points 6 days ago

You gotta try hard enough

[–] SacralPlexus@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

The rectum is not the same as the anus.

[–] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It doesn't say at rest... ? It has to be wide enough for poop to pass through

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

It's the rectum part, not the anus. The anus is normally closed, except during defecation, sexual activity, etc.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Everything reminds me of her

[–] lemmyman@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

Yes.....her.....

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Yeah wtf are those hands

[–] mouseirl@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago
[–] starik@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I was warned about this one and 2 girls 1 cup before anyone was able to get me with them. So I know what they depict, but I never saw them 😊

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What about tubgirl?

Lemon party?

[–] starik@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Lemon party was another one I just heard about.

I saw tubgirl 🤮

[–] db2@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

1 guy 1 jar

3 guys 1 hammer

Don't do it. Seriously.

[–] swearengen@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

1 guy 1 jar is pure art. Shows the strength, resolve, and sheer fucking hubris of the human condition. Highly recommend everyone viewing it at least once. Plus the guy lived and was quite proud of his, achievement.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 4 points 1 week ago

His interview about it is almost worse than the video.

i remember he had other videos too, i remember there was one with an orange

[–] WeeneyTodd@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I still remember seeing it for the first time on a forum. Those were the days

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What happened to all the shock websites? I tried to revisit some, and they are all gone.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

censorship happened.

don't worry, it will make a grand resurgence like a festering pulsing orifice. once any of those "kosha" clones get passed the internet will be flooded with them again.

[–] tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

What happened was centralisation.

We moved from a web made up of lots of tiny websites hosted by individuals, to one of corporate-contolled mainstream social media.

And yes - those sites don't want any objectionable content because that's not good for revenue.

It's censorship, but only made possible because we all collectively decided we would spend our entire Internet browsing time on the same five massive websites, and let them control what we see.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It's not a Lemon party without old Dick!

  • Liz Lemon's father Dick on 30 Rock
[–] Zamboni_Driver@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You're doing yourself a disservice. It's just a butthole.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

buttholes can't hurt you

some one who clearly has never had a lifetime of goatse trauma built up.

before the rickroll was the goatse.

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This one isn't so bad. From 2g1c I too stayed well clear of...

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Everything reminds me of him...

[–] edg@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] rbos@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

100%. I think just a vertical flip of the image would do it. Otherwise anatomically difficult to pull off.

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Yeah, ring is on the left side always.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago
[–] NachBarcelona@piefed.social 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Goatse, we meet again 🥰

[–] HereIAm@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

It even got the ring 😄

[–] CryptoKitten@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I am unwilling to check if this website still exists!

[–] BilSabab@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Looks like some solid brioc.... fuuuuuuuuuuuccccckkkkkkk

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

Goatse, you were a king, a true god amongst men, may your glorious asshole yawn open for all time

[–] LemmyBruceLeeMarvin@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago

Comrade sharkfucker coming in hot as always. You're not alone OP, we are all doomed

[–] JoeTheSane@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Oh, COME ON!

I went a couple of years without thinking of that. Merry fucking Christmas, y’all

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

The decision to keep the ring on. Nice.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago

And just like that, I found out that the scar is still fresh.

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