this post was submitted on 26 Dec 2025
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[–] leftist_lawyer@lemmy.today 28 points 2 months ago

Dude ... this was so me years ago. The scene: Sitting way up on hillside with 3 friends tripping balls on shrooms overlooking the city. A quiet falls over us for a few minutes. I break the silence saying "Look at all those poor fuckers. We're up here having the time of our lives and some poor motherfucker down there is choking on a ham bone."

Everybody loses their shit laughing like you only do when you're rippin' trippin'.

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] leftist_lawyer@lemmy.today 8 points 2 months ago

I once saw the brothers ween.

[–] Vespair@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 months ago

Ween is a solid band

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why yes I do drive a Nissan.

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago
[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

You heard the meme.

[–] SillyDude@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 months ago

I'm all of these in one location

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 6 points 2 months ago

Our diversity is our strength.

[–] AGD4@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I get too many of those references.

[–] yuriRO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago

What the fuck

[–] PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Erectile in-function

[–] jade52@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

I'm assuming Slonking Fat Doinks means Sucking Big Dicks?

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

mad dog 20/20, now that's a vibe

[–] axexrx@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Used to go to a dive bar that had one of those built in cabinets for a fire extinguisher or whatever, that said in case of emergency break glass.

Only it had a giant 4L bottle of Md20/20, flanked by a regular ones. When the bar shut down, be broke the glass and all took shots.

[–] BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

CAN YOU TAKE ME HIGHER

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 2 points 2 months ago

Okay, thats a pretty good use of AI gotta admit