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Was doing instant coffee for for a while that had a picture of two spoons next to a cup on the label, so used two spoonfuls in my cup. After a few weeks I actually read the directions and discovered that it was supposed to be teaspoons. I was like "Oh, no wonder this stuff tastes lile shit".
no, it just tastes like shit.
yeah. they brew coffee in huge vats, probably using steaming hot water, then freeze dry it and grind it up to make instant coffee. it just tastes like shit.
Maybe that's why I don't like coffee. Maybe I just keep getting given instant.
People at work think I love energy drinks. No, I LOVE coffee, but if its not good enough to sit there and actually enjoy my coffee I dont want it, Ill take the can of "YOU ARE NOW WIDE THE FUCK AWAKE" if I cant have good coffee.
I mean, yea. But it was less bad when I started using the right amount.
You should always be able to feel your scalp?
I think it's more like "you can feel your tongue inside your mouth and nowhere is comfortable" kind of thing.
You can always feel your tongue, but you aren't always aware of it.
You can also always see your nose!
You are now breathing manually
"I'm on my way, I'm on my way, I'm on my way to eat your ~~skin~~ scalp"
You can feel your hair growing
I wish I had synesthesia so could get perfect pitch!
finger on monkey's paw curls
oh gods no, you know what came with my perfect pitch? a little man screaming EEEE constantly at E12 in my ear, so i can tune off of his E. that bastard.
Wait, your tinnitus stays still? Mine is basically a symphony made for people whose favorite music is hearing tests.
Really? Neat. At least compared to the monotone I’ve got. I mean sometimes it harmonizes with the sound of electricity in wires or air moving through heat vents, and starts warbling, which is incredibly obnoxious, but that’s about it.
yeah it's weird. i haven't had it looked at ever. i had a cold, played a gig where i had to set up directly in front of the drums instead of a few feet off to the side. got a migraine. next day, there was a tiny squeal up there. day after a little louder. it varies in intensity but it's always there. same pitch. i measured it once and it's an E12. I can tell when a recording is sped up or slowed down and the pitch hasn't been corrected - the pitch just sounds wrong, because of that damn E12 i've got that no one else does.
because of that, i've got keys i enjoy playing in and keys i hate, just because the key resonates in my sinuses (in a different tone) well
oh gods no, you know what came with my perfect pitch? a little man screaming EEEE constantly at E12 in my ear, so i can tune off of his E. that bastard.
Nope. I don't care what inconvenience you think that is, having complete command over my favourite field of art means that would be worth it, you privileged git.
This comes across the same way as Adam Neely's "you don't want perfect pitch bro, because you'll eventually lose it". Yeah, instead of having my career be a software tester, I could have had the world of music as a career , oh no.
my dude i had perfect relative pitch before i got tinnitus. being able to hear a pitch doesn't give you complete command over a field of art, literal blood sweat and tears does and it still only guarantees mediocrity. get over yourself.
get over yourself.
I don't think I did anything but show myself as a humble and lowly person, why does my comment match this response?
Nope. I don’t care what inconvenience you think that is, having complete command over my favourite field of art means that would be worth it, you privileged git.
"my rude and offensive tone is now humble and lowly please don't pick on me" dude if you want a career in music put in the fucking hours practicing instead of masturbating behind the keyboard
Lmao what is this comment? Who shat in your cornflakes this morning?
Tried cold brew concentrate once. Thought it was normal concentration tea, and my coffee hating self was in for a hefty swig of regret.