I worked at a hospital for 20 years... in IT, I wanna start scolding just reading this!
this gets more then just pharmacists excited!
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I worked at a hospital for 20 years... in IT, I wanna start scolding just reading this!
this gets more then just pharmacists excited!
Fr! Not even pharmacist, just anyone with a passive knowledge of germ theory!
My elderly parents showing me clearly AI videos of a $30 robot puppy...
I couldn't convince them it was AI. I tried to explain CGI with shit like Pixar and Disney movies but it didn't work. NICOO puppy
That shit should be illegal.
I worked at a hospital for 20 years… in IT,
Hi there, I work in a small lab just upstairs and was wondering if it's okay if I spoof a few MAC addresses to get wired internet and then use my personal VPN to torrent a few GB's of films and games? I'm sure you understand
One of the best ways to get information out of people who are hoarding knowledge is to say something so blatantly false to them that they can't help but lecture you on why you're wrong.
ah yes. Murphy's law.
Uhm actually, that is Cunningham's law after Howard Cunningham, developer of the first wiki!
Murphy's law states that "Anything that can go wrong will go wrong" smhmh.
Um actually you're wrong, what you're referencing is Poe's law,
Cunninghams law is "whoever smelt it, dealt it"
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Or of they are a nurse, ask them which home remedy is best for burns: toothpaste or powder coffee?
tell them to put a whole onion in their sock and call it a day
Butter
As a joke it’s perfect 😂 but also: please don’t actually do this—finishing antibiotics as prescribed (or calling your doc if you’re having side effects) is the real pro tip.
Looks like we found the pharmacist.
Recent research has found that the recommended length of a course of antibiotics is basically just a guess and doesn't have any hard science backing it.
I've even seen research that suggests that not finishing the full course if you feel better helps prevent resistant bacteria from taking over (because the antibiotics are killing the bacteria that are outcompeting them).
See, the logic I heard re: resistance is the opposite. An infection is only an infection when the bacterial levels are high enough to cause symptoms. Anything below that is definitionally at a level where your body can at worst manage those bacteria without triggering symptoms. You can still be contagious, though.
So, when you don't finish your antibacterial regimen but instead stop when you feel better, you are maximizing the culture size of bacteria with some resistance, creating maximal chance for some resistant bacteria to spread. Finishing your regimen kills the most amount of bacteria; yes, the surviving ones at this point are the most resistant, but are at a small enough number that propagation and spread are far less probable.
If you're ever lost in a forest, and you want to be rescued, just start building a house. Someone will magically appear to ask if you have a building permit.
In telecoma version is take a fibre optic cable with you and burry it. A backhoe will promptly arrive to dig it up.
We need one of these for every field.
I bet optometrists have opinions about people who have bad enough vision that it causes them daily problems that they complain about regularly, but don't want to wear glasses for vanity reasons.
contacts exist, but y'know ...
understandably many people don't want to use them either - as someone who wore contacts daily for a couple of years, learning to put in contacts was kinda similar to learning to deepthroat.
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learning to put in contacts was kinda similar to learning to deepthroat
Honestly I wonder how many people tried both and agree that it's kinda similar :D It's the part where you train yourself to ignore your instinctual reluctance and reflexes to "touch" a part of your body that's not supposed to be touched like that.
i wonder if hearing people talk about radiation as though it's an infection that can spread from person to person makes other nuclear enthusiasts twitch as much as it makes me...
or hearing someone imply that any nuclear reactor can explode in exactly the same manner that an atomic bomb does "by accident".
talk about radiation as though it’s an infection that can spread from person to person
It kind of does if you practice cannibalism!
You enrich uranium through centrifugation.
I enrich uranium through bioaccumulation.
We are not the same.
"OK, I unplugged the computer. ... No, I still hear air moving. ... What? You mean the footrest? Why would I unplug that?"
Here's my 50 CSV files for you to create a powerbi report on top of.
As well as
How do I export the data from my report to CSV?
I just had a thought, do they still put a shitload of antibiotics into animal feeds on factory farms? Doesn't that contribute to antibiotic resistance?
Course lengths for antibiotics isn't well studied. From this article:
In fact, the optimal length of treatment in many common infections is not well studied and may be more than a little arbitrary. One infectious diseases doctor has suggested, somewhat satirically, that most of our current rules for antibiotic administration have more to do with the number of days in the week than they do with robust scientific evidence.
We have a growing and, frankly, terrifying issue of antibiotic resistant bacteria from over prescribing and longer than necessary courses.
This is exactly the same as saying to a software developer: "I was going to ask you to write me some software to do this, but I'll just get AI to do it instead"
“I used to do programming when you could put code on your MySpace page”
Let me ruffle all your feathers: https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC6736742/
Where in that document does it say that patients should decide on their own to stop taking antibiotics because they "feel better now"?
This is something one can bring up with the doctor who prescribed it, but not a decision to make on feelings.
That is interesting. But a consideration for the doctor, not the layperson. Everyday people should still take the full course prescribed and hope their physician has prescribed the right dose.
So why do you have to take the full thing of antibiotics? It has never been explained to me
As I understand it, just cause you feel better it doesn't mean the bacteria is fully gone. If you stop taking them before that point the surviving bacteria (which were more resistant) will start multiplying again and you'll need more/stronger antibiotics at that point
Its because there might be a few bacteria left if you dont eat all the antibiotics
And those survivors might evolve and get resistant to antibiotics
Better to kill them all, leaving no survivors
Let's not forget to mention that these resistant bacteria start to spread, making antibiotics less and less useful over time, for everyone.
We're already at a place where antimicrobial resistance has become a huge issue, rendering treatments with antibiotics useless in many cases.
If you ever suffered through a bacterial infection and remember how you felt once the antibiotics finally kicked in, and the prolonged suffering resistances would cause, or ever watched a loved one in a hospital die from a bacterial infection just because the were in a weakened state and the stem they caught was already resistant, you'll understand why that sucks so much as it does.
"feeling better" is our physiological response to the medication working, not an indication of whatever you're sick with being out of your system. you could feel better but have bacteria remaining in small amounts not making you experience symptoms but then they begin proliferating. eventually, you'll feel sick again. take the entire regimen as recommended. it's only "recommended" because they can't make you do it, but really, you have to do it. that's how it's effective.
Works great with your local autistic friend too, or anyone with any semblance of common sense
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