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[–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 164 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Stack overflow: I removed all ads via adblock from the network, now my girlfriend got mad because her google ads are missing.

[–] Railcar8095@lemmy.world 136 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

That was me. Added PiHole at router level, broke her workflow (she works in advertisement).

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 78 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)
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[–] ebolapie@lemmy.world 38 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Nothing to ad, I'm just here to dogpile on marketing majors

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 32 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Nothing to ad

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)
[–] ebolapie@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

I love dairy on its own merits, they didn't need to install the DFA MKULTRA trigger word in me

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

I've got nipples, Greg.

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Has she considered upgrading to being unemployed. Or maybe becomming something at least slightly more morally sound like a prison guard or an ice agent.

[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Wait. Are you me? I have this same story.

[–] Railcar8095@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Not sure. Did you do a lot of bad life decisions? Then I might be you

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Literally saw a comment on Lemmy just like this recently.

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[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 102 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

lemmy: "pointlessy gendered. btw, I use arch."

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 68 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Lemmy: STOP POSTING CENSORED SHIT

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 49 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

No I can't. I don't have a working mic.

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[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 27 points 2 weeks ago (12 children)

...and the commenter has 0 posts, 3,422 comments....

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 33 points 2 weeks ago

Or...

37 posts
326 comments
Banned from 23 communities
Joined 2 hours ago

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[–] froh42@lemmy.world 74 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Also reddit:

My gf didn't close the tooth paste in the bathroom.

Reddit: Red flag, LEAVE HER

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[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 50 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

Mastodon: My boyfriend is on his period, and needs distracting, anyone know a good show i can put on my Jellyfin media server?

BlueSky: I did once have a girlfriend, but we seperated amicably.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

LinkedIn: I don't have "boyfriends", I have unpaid live-in interns

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 33 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Lemmy: I have between 0 and 4 boyfriends on any given day, depending on their gender identity and whether you consider a ThinkPad running Arch a "boy"

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Average Lemmy boy: I may or may not be a boy today

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] spacesatan@leminal.space 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I'm sure a polycule has both tried this and had to stop because it was causing too much anxiety/drama.

[–] StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 33 points 2 weeks ago

YTA: Can't a man have a hobby collecting things these days?

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 32 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Surely if it's full of missing women's driving licenses it's not a sock drawer, it's a missing women's driving licenses drawer. Is the sort of reply I'd post if it were reddit.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

"Surely they're not missing, you've found them".

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[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

tumblr: my boyfriends are misha and jensen

its me i'm tumblr

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Even when joking about the phenomenon, Jared gets no love

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

fake. this implies that the poster took the time to figure out that the licenses belonged to missing women. everybody knows that AITA posters can't do an ounce of work by themselves

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[–] Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Youtube: The REAL reason I have a boyfriend and YOU DON'T (MUST WATCH)

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Wikipedia: A boyfriend is a man who is a friend or acquaintance to the speaker, often specifying a regular male companion with whom a person is platonically, romantically or sexually involved.

[–] Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

[Citation needed]

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 24 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

Aside, but I hate that people say "my (F 21) boyfriend (M 53) prevents me" instead of "my boyfriend (M 53) prevents me (F 21)"

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Geocities/MySpace:

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Pixelfed: [Photograph of tree-covered rolling hills under the afternoon sun with few, wispy clouds in the sky.]

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[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Boyfriends are a liberal lie

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

ml: my boyfriend doesn’t respect the benevolent CCP, is this a red flag?

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

hexbear: my boyfriend is anti-authoritarian, how racist against the Chinese is he?

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[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

4chan copypastas have more credibility than the average AITA post.

[–] UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

YTA for revealing his cross dressing spy identity!

L E G U M E S!

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

How do I get a GF on the Fediverse?

[–] Bgugi@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Download Linux, wait for programmer socks, become girlfriend.

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