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[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 160 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 47 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Dude i didnt know harambe had such a fat ass

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 55 points 5 days ago

Why do you think everyone was devastated when he was shot?

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 17 points 5 days ago

That is why we had our dicks out for him.

[–] RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com 64 points 5 days ago (3 children)

David Bowie's death unraveled the fabric of our timeline.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 29 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Finally, somebody else who knows the truth.

[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 21 points 5 days ago (1 children)

David Bowie was the force holding together the fabric of our reality. It began unraveling immediately following his death. Harambe was a consequence, not a cause.

[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I think I replied to the wrong person. I got confused by the diddler comment. I was wondering if Bowie had SA someone.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Not to my knowledge.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

I thought it was losing Alan Rickman.

[–] shittydwarf@piefed.social 49 points 5 days ago (3 children)

When they turned on the LHC we were split off from the Berenstein bears timeline, ultimately leading to Harambe's death

[–] Klear@quokk.au 21 points 5 days ago

Exactly, Harambe was a symptom, not the cause.

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It was the choice of Berenstein's Gate

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 2 points 5 days ago

El psy kongroo

[–] dwemthy@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You Berenstein universers are messing up what used to be a perfectly nice Berenstain timeline

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

No, you all ruined our perfectly good Berenstein timeline!

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 8 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I think we can all agree it's a good thing at least we don't live in the Berensteen Bears universe.

Fuck that place.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Waaaaait a minute, wasn't it Bearenstein? Did it double Mandela effect or did everyone in the thread just follow one mispelling? It contained a pun on "bear" right?

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 2 points 5 days ago

Seriously, I hope no one invited them.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 24 points 5 days ago (1 children)

We'd already had 9/11, the War on Terror and the Great Recession before the Harambe incident. Jim Varney was the one holding back the darkness. When he died, everything started going downhill.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)

::sigh:: I know what you mean, Vern.

[–] slappyfuck@lemmy.ca 5 points 5 days ago

Rest in Power, James.

[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago

Me: Fuck! Has it been that long??!!

Doctor: I'm afraid it's been ten years.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 days ago

Harambe was our anchor being.

[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Anybody else on sync get images that just won't load sometimes?

[–] shittydwarf@piefed.social 5 points 5 days ago

This happens for me sometimes on Voyager, I wonder if some are getting caught in VPN content filters or something

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 6 points 5 days ago

Shouldn't have mentioned him, you know that's why they killed him, you caused this.

[–] r8KNzcU8TzCroexsE2xbWC@lemmy.ca 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

One gunman misses his shot and causes all this chaos 😔

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

You mean John Hinkley Jr's attempt on Reagan, right?

I guess two gunman then 🤷

[–] slappyfuck@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 days ago

I don’t think they needed to kill Harambe. Even just to avoid the memers his life should have been spared.

[–] mrslt@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

This was the defining moment we chose the bad timeline.

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 3 points 5 days ago

I wonder if the kid who got Harambe killed knows about it. He'd be about thirteen now.

[–] Floodedwomb@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

You're all wrong. The Cubs winning the World Series came at the cost of many future souls.