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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 6 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

You spread communist propaganda?

[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 hours ago

Memes are the communist gateway drug.

[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 16 points 6 hours ago

Original is funny on its own.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 31 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Sorry, I just stopped for the boobs and felt I should at least say hi.

[–] TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website 12 points 9 hours ago (2 children)
[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 1 points 25 minutes ago

I always take my MASSIVE flag with me to the beach. You'll never know when 3 beautiful but absolutely useless people will be running by wearing skimpy 'uniforms'.

Where do you insist on taking your MASSIVE flag? I have it on me at all times, it's very tricky to control in small but windy public toilets 😢

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 7 points 9 hours ago

God bless you.

[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 30 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Do I have an upset my mom? She kinda old an super cool

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 15 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

To be an unpaid professional shitposter? Yes, it's a licencing requirement.

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 13 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

Fuckin amateurs...

bUT mY mOmMy Is cOoL

Might qualify to be a shitposer

Jk obviously

Kinda

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

bUT mY mOmMy Is cOoL

But she is. I'll testify to that.

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Only if you also testify to that stinky finger.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Aight we good. Tell your mom I said wassup.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Do you have a ouija board?

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

Holy shit, that twist

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 11 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] oxysis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 8 points 9 hours ago

And wash your once every two weeks. AT LEAST ONCE, every two weeks

[–] ApeNo1@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

Just got it. Had to come back to updoot

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 11 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

Who doesn't?

[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 7 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

What if I shitpost at work?

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 8 points 8 hours ago

Boss gets a dollar, I get a dime...so I shitpost on company time.

[–] flowers_galore2@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 10 hours ago

No benefits? But you get to shitpost the f out of your life?