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[–] TheRealKuni@piefed.social 34 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Where is Denmark? Is it safe‽ The map is too cropped!

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 15 points 6 days ago

Sorry Denmark is gone too. I got really hungry

[–] Mrkawfee@feddit.uk 9 points 6 days ago

Germany was just a warning. Give up Greenland if you dont want to be next.

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Denmark is fine, it's just off the map

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

By extension so is Germany.

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Not only that.
c/mapswithoutnewzealand

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

New Zealand? Never heard of it. Where is that again?

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 days ago

To quote Oscar Wilde:

A map of the world that does not include New Zealand is not worth even glancing at

Was it New Zealand or Utopia? I always confuse those two.

[–] Drekaridill@lemmy.wtf 16 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

Netherland's word nightmare. More ocean.

[–] Rakonat@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

More ocean AND all their land access goes through Belgium now.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 11 points 6 days ago

You mean, potential new land.

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 9 points 6 days ago

It's free real estate baby

[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 12 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Nonsense, we're still h....

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 4 points 6 days ago

I hate how much of a laugh this got out of me lol

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Map of Europe for functional railway be like:

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You have no idea

At least the biggest country to refuse 25 kV AC electrification is gone

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

It's not that horrible. 15kV 16.7Hz is still high power. And also, as the railway power network is essentially a separate network for electricity, changing all of this to the 25kV 50Hz system would be a big challenge and expensive as hell. Lastly, it's not that clear-cut. While, yes, the weight of onboard equipment could be reduced down to a third for Transformers, you still don't want your locomotives to be too light. They need to have some weight for tractive effort. IMO: not that bad, but still complicated to change.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Switzerland will have a hell of a set of steps down to the beach...

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 days ago

A coast to rival Norway

[–] halfdane@piefed.social 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Oh nein, wo bin ich den jetzt hin geraten?

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Alle Deutschen bewohnen jetzt die Insel Nürnberg.

[–] halfdane@piefed.social 3 points 5 days ago

... aber hier wohnen? Nein danke.

[–] Riverside@reddthat.com 3 points 5 days ago

Henry Morgenthau be like

[–] Eat_Your_Paisley@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Do the Dutch still speak drunk German if this happens?

[–] anhkagi@jlai.lu 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

what is the tiny bit of non-germany that is left ?

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 5 points 6 days ago

Looks like Nuremburg

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

MEIN HIMMEL!

[–] Lanske@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Oh no poor neighbours!

[–] jimmy90@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

best post by ml lemming on lemmy

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