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Made me chuckle more than you’d think
you even missed the cat...
13 G
please do not the cat
J1. Again. Ok then!
We have the same floor and cat.
Sounds like OOP is pissing at your house.
Me: A1
Girlfriend: "miss"
j1
Trying to hit all of them on one go could be entertaining.
Pisspost
Battleshits
C5
The good ending.
We all know where this is going.
J10
If I had a dirty mind I might think you were implying that I would lay my coordinates chart on her back
I would do H13 but it doesn't seem to be an option.
People can aim their shit?
Super stealth: kneel right at the bowl and aim at G9 or G1 corresponding to the knee that's up. Also great for military training, did it don't recommend, if you are or don't want to piss off the ones in charge of cleaning the head
Piss to F5.
That is a splashback guarantee toilet shape.