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[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 43 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Aerosolized MDMA & Oxytocin = Love Gas

[–] AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Aerosolized DPH & Speed = Fear/Terror gas

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Found Scarecrow's Lemmy account

[–] AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago

Dr. Crane isn’t here right now, but if you’d like to make an appointment…

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 40 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Can I have some motivation gas for tomorrow morning, please?

[–] AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Inhale some powderized stimulants and it’ll probably do the trick.

(This is a joke, please do drugs responsibly)

[–] Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

That moment when you realise the 'smelling salts' folk used to use in Victorian- and Edwardian-era England to stimulate the senses and/or revive a fainted person.. Was often ammonia

[–] AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Bro my roommate once got some smelling salts from his work. No wonder that wakes you up, sniffing it legitimately feels like razor blades in your nose

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Yeah it just activates the body’s flight response.

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[–] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 months ago

You can vaporize some stimulants like methamphetamine and crack cocaine. They will motivate you at low doses. At higher doses, they will mainly motivate you to do more drugs.

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They'd start gassing people in workplaces

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Caffeine inhalers are a thing.

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[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] brap@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago (4 children)

It’s all fun and games until someone deploys the ANGER GAS.

[–] damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Anger gas is what they used as a plot device in The Kingsmen.

[–] Skua@kbin.earth 7 points 3 months ago

To be fair I would also fly into a murderous rage if an entire church full of people had their phones playing siren sounds at max volume and did nothing about it

[–] AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If you aerosolized corticosteroids and stimulants, you’d probably get a pretty effective “anger gas”

Adding PCP would likely help too

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[–] TheImpressiveX@lemmy.today 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] notabot@piefed.social 5 points 2 months ago

Meh, can't be bothered to look it up.

[–] Arctic_monkey@leminal.space 11 points 2 months ago

I've got some surprise gas, just pull my finger...

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Anger gas is a terrifying idea. Horny gas??? Also a interesting option

[–] new_guy@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Horny gas is such a interesting option that it may or may not have been studied

[–] Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

At this point I'm certain that literally everything you could potentially think of as a weapon has been at least researched by the US military

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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] robocall@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

If you have dick gas for more than 4 hours, you should see a doctor

[–] CorpoCorpse@midwest.social 6 points 3 months ago

SyFy's Alice had this, still one of my favorite movies (2pt special like IT)

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] BotsRuinedEverything@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure chemical weapons are fear gas.

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[–] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 3 points 3 months ago

This Stanislaw Lem novel is about a Conference that gets hit with LTN gas (Love Thy Neighbor) and oddly specific hallucinogens as an opening move in a global power struggle

Must. Read.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Futurological_Congress

[–] Sv443@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

that gas station emoji gas got me fent leaning in my grandmas walk-in-closet

[–] damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Disgust gas is a fart.

[–] LeapSecond@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 months ago
[–] huppakee@piefed.social 2 points 3 months ago

Just fyi tearing is not an emotion

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 2 months ago

My farts are angry gas. If I rip one in your face, you will immediately be pissed.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

🤩 please send me this gas 🤩

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago
[–] HairyHarry@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

I would love to see the face palm gas in action.

[–] Kimjongtooill@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

When you mix them together 😂

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