Fuck past me! That guy has fucked me over in more ways than I can count. And Fuck future me too! That guy is pissed at me for reasons I can't possibly fathom. And fuck present me! That guy be lazy AF.

[–] RedWedding@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 3 weeks ago

Relatable

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 26 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

And I promise that future me will be a zen, chill, loving person. Or a dick, life is crazy, you never know how it'll go.

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Or you become a BIGGER dick so you if you ever get a time machine you can go back to past you and show them how it's done.

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Future you is talking smack about you.

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I am going to ruin his life, call it preemptive revenge

[–] smiletolerantly@awful.systems 13 points 3 weeks ago

Past me had a dick

Sorry, couldn't resist.

[–] showmeyourkizinti@startrek.website 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Fuck Man, not just in documentation, in my whole life. I hope it’s because I’ve become better but I know there’s stuff in my past I’m fucking embarrassed about. And I know there are people I’ve hurt. But today I’m trying to be better.

So write some fucking documentation motherfucker be better this time.

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Hey man, I’m busy. Future Me has way more time, and they’re already angry at me, so they can deal with it.

(JK… I’m pretty good at documenting my shit now.)

[–] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

past me is an asshole, and future me is a chump.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 weeks ago

Whenever I think i can just steal from future me, past me has already beat me to the punch.

[–] AlexanderTheDead@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Current me, ironically? Still a dick.

Edit: didn't realize what community I was in lmfao not a programmer, just a perpetual douchebag.

[–] squirrel@piefed.kobel.fyi 6 points 3 weeks ago

No documentation, just a single DICK.md with ASCII art of dicks in the project root.

[–] Lulzagna@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Present me is the too, but also past me

[–] mech@feddit.org 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Is this a programmer meme or a trans meme?

[–] palordrolap@fedia.io 5 points 3 weeks ago

It says "was" not "had".