In reality it means constant danger from every angle at all times
Comic Strips
Comic Strips is a community for those who love comic stories.
The rules are simple:
- The post can be a single image, an image gallery, or a link to a specific comic hosted on another site (the author's website, for instance).
- The comic must be a complete story.
- If it is an external link, it must be to a specific story, not to the root of the site.
- You may post comics from others or your own.
- If you are posting a comic of your own, a maximum of one per week is allowed (I know, your comics are great, but this rule helps avoid spam).
- The comic can be in any language, but if it's not in English, OP must include an English translation in the post's 'body' field (note: you don't need to select a specific language when posting a comic).
- Politeness.
- AI-generated comics aren't allowed.
- Limit of two posts per person per day.
- Bots aren't allowed.
- Banned users will have their posts removed.
- Adult content is not allowed. This community aims to be fun for people of all ages.
Web of links
- !linuxmemes@lemmy.world: "I use Arch btw"
- !memes@lemmy.world: memes (you don't say!)
Yes, I have worked a corporate job and I know how it works.
No, I mean from other creatures in your local area. Big groups of them might come over and steal some of whatever you find for yourself.
My bosses steal all the value I provide, I barely scrounge enough to stay alive.
Well, since I am homeless as well despite corporate job, I know how that works too.
Dang you really got the worst of all worlds.
Not really. Everything was exaggerated for comedic effect.
Mermaids have evolved eyes at the front of their face. They are clearly predators.

Shark having an existential crisis.

I feel like half of the crocodiles are one and half the other
Mmm... Sharf fin soup...
I ate fermented shark meat in Iceland and I have never tasted something more disgusting and pervasive in my life. The taste just refused to go away. Plus it was -20 in the middle of the night while we were attempting to catch faint Aurora in the sky but all I could focus on was trying to swish enough saliva around in my mouth in an attempt to get rid of that smell.
So uhhh.... Save the sharks!
You supposed to be drinking vodka with it. Helps with the flavor.

Mermaids get mermaid magic and plot armour, failing that you can find a prince to stab your enemies with a fucking boat.
To be fair, Ariel wanted to be a human princess, not a working-class peasant like us.
Nah, she just wanted to be fucked silly by the prince.
I'd say Ursula fucker her harder with that contract
She was singing about wanting legs before she even met the prince, though.
Expectation:

Reality:

Either way: Sebastian is lacking the Triton abs.
Prince Andrew:

@sarahscribbles is the source, some bastard must have deleted the signature
Thank you for adding back in
Great for a day, then you begin to realize what you've given up. And then there's the dolphins, oh god, the dolphins.
Tell me about the dolphins
Sorry, you must complete the age verification process before being allowed to witness the activities of the dolphins.
I feel like when you're older than any online age verification process, you should be

grandfathered in.

No.
Missing frames:
Mermaid at dinner, crying, ripping apart a live lobster with her bare hands, hearing it scream to eat it
Human at dinner, cutting into a filet, wow, this is nice!
Both successully transitionned
Real.
Quick! Buy a house from Netherlands.